(The song sounds New Year”, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden come out)
Father Frost:
I am a good Santa Claus!
I move everyone to tears.
I love cheeks and noses
Deprive the natural beauty!
Hey guys, I'm here.
I found a bag in the forest
What's in that bag - I don't know myself,
But we will divide everything in half.
Snow Maiden:
What are you, Santa Claus,
Forgetful you are!
There is a whole cart in a bag of gifts,
You made it hard on your own!
But don't touch them now.
Prizes for the fair
Get to destination:
Per the best game- to the teams
Fans - for entertainment.
Father Frost:
What are you talking about, granddaughter?
I don't understand something
What kind of fans, what teams are here.
We walked with you on snow and on ice,
To congratulate everyone.
Play musicians!
Snow Maiden:
No, wait!
Grandpa, come on!
KVN invited us to watch
This is the youth.
Some strange you today, I don’t understand ...
Come on, hit the staff on the ice
And remember, finally, everything.
Why are we here together today?
Father Frost:
I remembered everything! Ice me freeze!
Rotten old, not cheerful Santa Claus!
The jury, I have to represent you guys,
Applaud him to put
Some ratings are "five".
(Represented by the jury)
Father Frost(bows):
Your obedient servant and my granddaughter.
Snow Maiden:
We wish you Happy New Year!
We wish you all victory!
We invite the first team to the stage
And we start KVN!
(The song "We start KVN" sounds)
Contests
1. Team greetings.
2. Warm up:
a) what would that mean?
Plaster, pride, perch.
Cataclysm, hairbrush, stuntman;
(Assignments are given for each team in turn)
Snow Maiden:
In the meantime, the teams are preparing, I announce
3. Competition of fans. Auction of words on the theme: "New Year".
Snow Maiden:
4. Competition: "Film, film, film" (homework).
Father Frost:
Well, now homework. "Movies" based on the fairy tale "Little Red Riding Hood" in different styles: Italian comedy, Brazilian TV series, American action movie.
5. Competition of captains.
A) Questionnaire.
Listen carefully to the sequence in which you need to describe your opponent from memory (correct answers are compared): height, fullness, age, eye color, name, nose shape, hair color, gait, character, what he is wearing (read out by the leader quickly enough).
B) Comic quadrathlon.
Who will quickly move the matchbox with his nose to the finish line?
Running with obstacles. (Blindfolded, run around the pins and return to the place. A knocked down pin is minus 1 point)
Depict: an angry pig; human,
unsuccessfully kicking a stone; sad penguin.
B) hair.
(While the music is playing, the captains draw hairstyles on special Whatman paper, with a cutout for the head, which the assistants from the fans will then “try on”)
6. Musical competition (homework).
Snow Maiden:
While the jury is summing up, we will play with you.
The game "Teapot with a lid"
To the melody "The Heart of a Beauty ..." we sing:
Teapot with lid
There is a knob in the lid.
There is a hole in the cone,
Father Frost:
We congratulate the winning team!
And we start the disco with fun pop music.
Snow Maiden:
We'll say goodbye for a while -
Until next winter.
Goodbye everyone!
Father Frost:
Happy New Year!
Snow Maiden:
Let's go, grandfather, by taxi.
NEW YEAR KVN
1 Lead: Hello dear children and adults! We are glad to welcome you to our New Year's KVN.
2 Lead: Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
Congratulations to all children
We congratulate dads and moms,
Dear guests!
Here are the ideas and tasks,
Games, jokes - everything for you!
We wish you good luck!
For work in good hour!
The melody of the song "We start KVN" sounds.
1 Lead: In our Club of Cheerful and Resourceful two teams meet today. A little later, they will introduce themselves and tell about themselves. And now I will introduce you to our jury, those who will evaluate your competitions.
I competition. "Greetings»
Performance of the 1st team.
FROM AMAYA!
H IMMEDIATELY!
E ROCK!
G SCARY!
O ZORNYA!
AT ESELAYA!
And INITIATIVE!
To OMANDA!
ALL: SNOWMAN.
Captain:
Let's stand up for each other
Deal with adversity
That's why we are proud
Such friendship.
Soon New Year's Eve
knock on the door,
He will bring success to everyone -
We strongly believe in this!
We want to wish, friends,
Happiness to you today
For miracles to come true
New Year's Eve.
The song sounds (to the motive "If there was no winter").
If there was no winter
In cities and villages,
The Snowman would not be born -
Smart and funny.
Let it be cold outside
Cold and boring
We play KVN
Let's have fun together!
2 Lead: The “Snowman” team has finished its performance, and the second team is invited to the stage.
Performance of the 2nd team.
Captain:
Who whitens the glades with white
And writes on the walls with chalk,
sews downy feather beds,
Did you decorate all the windows?
ALL: WINTER.
Z FINDING!
And INITIATIVE!
M SCARLET, but!..
BUT ACTIVE!
Nothing will scare us
We are very brave people!
Us funny kids
Even the cold does not take!
We wish all our friends
Fight together and bravely!
Who will get the victory
It doesn't matter at all.
We wish you, rivals
Do not lose heart, do not hang your nose!
Who will win, we don't know yet.
But there will be laughter here to tears!
The song "Three White Horses" sounds.
The rivers have cooled down and the earth has cooled down,
And a little puffed up at home.
It's warm and damp in the city
It's warm and damp in the city
And we have Winter, Winter, Winter.
And they take me away, and they take me away
To the cheerful distance of KVN
Three white horses, three white horses:
December, January and February.
II competition. "Christmas Riddles"»
Team Snowman.
They fly faster than the wind
And I'm flying with them for three meters.
Here is my flight completed. Clap!
Landing soft in a snowdrift. (Sled)
The sun will come out - cry.
There is no sun - it will hide the tears. (Icicle)
To the trees, to the bushes
Flowers fall from the sky
white, fluffy,
Just not fragrant. (Snowflakes)
Put it on and you won't be recognized:
You are a knight, a tramp, a cowboy...
Whatever you want, you can easily become in it,
Take a picture and be yourself! (Mask)
Team Winter.
And not snow, and not ice,
And he will remove the trees with silver. (Frost)
Invisible, carefully
He comes to me.
And draws like an artist
He patterns on the window. (Freezing)
I have guys
Two silver horses
I drive both at the same time
What kind of horses do I have? (Skates)
Falls asleep with snow
Pushes in the back
Cheeks burns,
Doesn't let me go. (Winter storm)
III competition. "Guess the melody»
Songs from cartoons sound. The teams take turns listening to the tunes and recognize them.
І 5th competition. "Collect signs"
Whiter winter - greener summer.
Fog in winter - to heat.
Lightning in the middle of winter - to a snowstorm.
Clouds float low - to the cold.
Warm winter leads to cold summer.
Early snow - by early spring.
V competition. "Meow - oink"
Blindfolded players mix up, try to find each other and get together in a team, saying the words “Meow”, “Oink”.
V I competition. "New Year's ditties"
1 Lead:
Solved all the riddles
The child played
Collected signs of winter
And now it's time to sing.
Team Winter.
We will sing ditties to you,
Please don't laugh!
We are young artists
We can be embarrassed.
I'll have fun from the bottom of my heart
I will dance today.
Soon, soon will shine
Christmas tree.
Shine, sparkle
Lights are bright.
Santa Claus will come to the Christmas tree
With various gifts.
He will find his way to us
With my granddaughter
Even if a clear month
Hiding behind a cloud!
And Santa Claus
What a beard!
With that white beard
He will come here.
And Santa Claus
Like a carrot, red nose.
They say they will bring
We have a whole load of gifts.
Team Snowman.
Put your ears on top
Listen carefully.
We will sing ditties to you
Very good.
The people love the Christmas tree
Dress up for the New Year.
Every house has a tree
But this is only here!
Let any of our dreams
Come true, come true.
Let the lights on our Christmas tree
They light up brightly.
Santa Claus slept in bed
He got up, ringing icicles.
Where are you, blizzards and snowstorms?
Why don't you wake me up?
Children lead a round dance,
They clap their hands.
Hello, hello New Year!
You are so good.
Outside the window a flock of snowflakes
He also leads a round dance.
Saying goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year!
V II competition. "You sms"
For each letter of the given word, you need to make sms (wish, congratulations, request) to the opposing team.
For example, port – P richlyte about necessarily R ozic t notebooks.
V III competition. "Poetic"
Compose a poem according to the given rhyme:
Freezing
Brought
Toys
crackers
IX competition. "Reasoner"
15 points - on the first try;
10 points - from the second attempt;
5 points - from the third attempt.
This usually happens in a fairy tale, and sometimes in life.
So they call everything amazing, unusual, magical.
When it happens, we always admire, rejoice. (Miracle)
They are so small that you can't see them.
They hide under dirty nails.
They are the causative agents of various diseases. (Germs)
It happens often and in many places, because of it you have to waste time.
But if you really need something, then you have to put up with it.
Stay in it for as long as you want and you'll get what you want. (Turn)
Every person should have it, but some have completely forgotten about it.
It helps to become a real person.
When you do something wrong or in vain offended someone, she should torment you very much. (Conscience)
X competition. "Captains, captains..."
Worst enemy of the dog. (cat)
Permissive traffic light. (green)
Walking in a dream (lunatic)
The wisest time of the day. (morning)
Goose husband. (gander)
clumsy hero folk tales. (bear)
Onion boy. (Chippolino)
Student's work. (studies)
Fairy tablecloth. (self-assembly)
Animal doctor. (veterinarian)
How many days in a year? (365/366)
Capital of Ukraine. (Kyiv)
Cheburashka's best friend. (Crocodile Gena)
Plant parts. (root, stem, leaf, flower, fruit)
Organ of vision. (eyes)
Underground electric road. (underground)
It is glued to the envelope. (brand)
On holiday shines high in the sky. (fireworks)
Strong wind on the sea. (storm)
An old Russian toy. (matryoshka)
Health pledge. (purity)
The tie is an insect. (butterfly)
What is the color of the traffic light forbidding traffic? (red)
What cure for all diseases did Carlson have? (jam)
Duck husband? (drake)
How many months in a year? (12)
Organ of hearing. (ears)
What is paper made from? (from wood)
Talking bird. (parrot)
Who wore the glass slipper? (Cinderella)
Winter and summer in one color. (spruce)
Baby jackdaw. (tick)
What animal is flying? (bat)
What bird can't fly? (ostrich, penguin)
Footprint in the snow, in the sand. (track)
The person who lives nearby. (neighbor)
Summarizing. Rewarding.
Fun ball game.
You roll, funny ball,
Quickly, quickly on the hands,
Who has a funny ball
He reads poetry (sings songs, dances) to us.
Teacher: Ryabenko Lilia VladimirovnaNew Year's script for high school
Goals : to develop the horizons and creative abilities of students; promote team building.
Event progress
I. Introduction
Leading (in a snowflake suit and big white sneakers)I. Good evening! Teams of cheerful and resourceful people compete today (represents the teams). And a full hall of fans suggests that there is a general epidemic in the auditorium. Everyone will get sick!
presenter (in a snowman costume and white high-heeled shoes). Not everyone still knows that our KVN is not ordinary, but New Year's, one might say KVN-masquerade! You will find not only fireworks of New Year's jokes, but also unusual, cool carnival costumes.
Leading . So here we go! But first of all, let me introduce the members of the jury... (introduces the jury). Information for the fans: while the jury is deliberating, you can show your support for your favorite team: posters, chants, chants, songs... This way you can help the team earn extra points (maximum 3 points). Get sick of your health!
presenter . Stop, stop! You can’t start the game, because we don’t have a Christmas tree. How will we invite Santa Claus? I suggest that the teams work hard - dress up the Christmas tree.
II. Game tasks for teams
Presenter: - we invite you to participate in the "Christmas Tree Decoration" Competition
We need three people from the team, one of them is a girl. Girls turn into Christmas trees. And the boys dress up the girls with scarves and Christmas decorations on clothespins. Fans are invited to evaluate the work of the teams with loud applause. The winner is the team whose Christmas tree received the noisiest approval and the jury liked it the most!
Host: so the first part of our KVN "Greeting"
Teams show a business card - a New Year's greeting. Any sketch (sketch) on new year theme. The maximum score in this competition is 5 points.
Song of KVNshchikov
We studied at school and did not know grief,
But they invited us to play in KVN.
Forgotten lessons and abandoned books
Now we are not just girls, boys.
Welcome to our super team!
Take a look at us - no more words needed!
Resourcefulness, humor, enthusiasm and luck.
We swear that we will give you fun!
Leading. Before the “Warm-up” competition begins, the captains, together with two assistants, must leave their team to come to us in the costume of Santa Claus. And we appreciate the originality of this costume.
You can use paper "icicles" plastic bottles and Other materials for decorating the Santa Claus costume.
Warm up
The maximum score is 5 points.
Leading. We are starting the second competition, alas, without captains. Your task is to answer the questions as quickly as possible without preparation. The faster you get to the microphone and witty answer, the higher the scores.
Questions (on a separate sheet)
Leading. I want Santa Claus! And better than two: there will be more jokes! Let's write an ad: "Young, pretty, Gillette-shaven Santa Clauses are required."
Leading. Young? Grandfather? Wonderful! What about hair?
Leading. With a ponytail!
Leading. M-yes! With a ponytail, in a fur coat and felt boots! Get hurt!
Leading. Then - young, handsome, in Levis jeans, a Versace T-shirt, Camelot boots! And what?
Leading. And with a bag on my back! Some scavenger!
presenter . With a backpack, on a skateboard and in a baseball cap!
Leading (taken aback). Who?
presenter . Father Frost! (To the audience.) Let's call them! Grandpas!
Santas come out - team captains,
Santas (in chorus).
We are young brothers
Frosts are gone.
One (points to himself).
I am Frost Red Nose!
Another . I am Frost Blue nose.
Third . And I'm Frost purple nose!
Presenter: our wonderful grandfathers will take part in the captains competition. Captains competition. Original new year greetings and wishes to the teams and fans
Santa Claus 1 . The smartest and the most daring, help! My friends and I decided to open own business- the Moroz company (gifts are getting more expensive!), but we don’t know where to start.
presenter . With ads, of course! Where did Frost fall from? Still do not know the main engine of trade?
Santa Claus 2. That's it, my dear, it's her, this advertisement, and think of it for us!
The teams present their options. The maximum score is 5 points.
Creative competition for teachers "I am writing to you"
presenter . But I wonder how to check if our Santa Clauses are real?
Leading . Yes, very easy! Real Santa Clauses do not have a bite after the first rhyme!
Leading. And real teachers always start checking after the first one...
Leading ... .availability of the second?
presenter . What are you! Notebooks!
Leading . Even on New Years?
presenter . This process is endless!
Leading. Why do you think _______ always looks under the table?
Leading. Admire the shoes!
Leading. Aha! On the composition that is on her knees! No time to waste!
Leading. Then it remains for us to creative competition for teachers.
Leading. We give you leaflets on which you see rhymes. You also need to compose a small New Year's quatrain in 5 minutes. Nothing complicated! Go, load your students to the fullest!
Task for teachers
Presenter: -You should make a Happy New Year greeting to all the participants in the evening so that a word is repeated 10 times, for example, “ate-fall”
Competition "Ice Sculpture"
Teams must draw an ice sculpture and give it a name. Preparation time - 45 seconds. The maximum score is 5 points.
Competition "Round dance"
Leading. You all know that the New Year cannot do without a round dance around the Christmas tree. The task of the team is to dance in a round dance, put the "Christmas tree" in the center of the round dance, and their Santa Claus next to it.
Each team has its own music, for example (lambada, oriental, psy opa gag us style, dance of little ducklings), the teams perform in turn. The maximum score is 7 points.
Competition for the best and original song.
Options
Southern version of the song about the Christmas tree
(To the motive "A Christmas tree was born in the forest")
A cactus was born in the steppe,
Lived in the sultry desert,
Was slim and green
Like a crocodile.
The camel sang songs to him:
Sleep, cactus, bye-bye.
The dune was wrapped in sand:
Look, don't freeze!
Sometimes the jerboa is gray
Jumping under a cactus.
Sometimes a skinny angry coyote
Ran around the area.
But here comes the prairie
Cowboy on horseback
And, lassoing a cactus,
Take him home.
Now an elegant cactus
Will come to us in a pot
And lots and lots of joy
Bring the kids.
new year potpourri
(The Ensemble of the Russian song "Baba Mani." Handkerchiefs are tied under the chin. They sing to the tune "
There was a birch in the field.")
Oh, there was a tree in the forest,
Oh, there was a green one in the forest.
Lyuli-lyuli, stood. (2 times)
Someone break that tree,
Break some green
Here the man went for a walk,
Break the Christmas tree for the kids
Lyuli-lyuli, break it. (2 times)
The tree is shining with lights
Leads round dances with us,
Lyuli-lyuli, with us. (2 times)
(Group "Advanced Mary". Handkerchiefs are tied like bandanas. They perform rap.)
Christmas tree sticks, green needles!
On a sunny meadow
The tree grew.
E-tree, tree. (2 times)
Once in a fierce cold
One man came
Saw very sharp
On the Christmas tree, whack and whack.
crazy teens
They danced until morning.
Gathered at the Christmas tree
Nice bro.
(A group of semi-manufacturers "Golden Masha". Handkerchiefs on their hips. They sing to the tune of the song "Fish".)
In the distant taiga, icy
The Christmas tree misses the kids
Cold dark winter
Dreaming of bright lights.
And she doesn't need anything
No forest, no winter, no cold.
Only tinsel and serpentine,
And she needs a children's round dance.
Chorus:
Oh, the Christmas tree, my Christmas tree - they cut it down.
Green needles fell off the Christmas tree.
Competition " Homework»
Teams demonstrate parodies of their favorite TV programs Maximum score - 7 points .
III. Final part
Leading.
How fast the time has flown
Minutes, half an hour, hours...
We had fun
We managed to give you prizes!
Leading.
And ahead fun party,
Magical bright New Year!
Perhaps there is no more beautiful moment
When the new year comes!
Leading.
Happy New Year to you -
It's so nice to congratulate you!
And we sincerely wish you
Learn to never forget!
Leading.
More often, it's easier to smile
And live in peace with dad, mom.
Cheerful, fun to laugh,
Really be friends!
Common song
Winter
(To the motive of the song "Earth in the porthole", music by V. Miguli)
Winter, winter is beautiful
Houses in the snow and streets
The trees are all frozen in silver.
Gifts are bought
And people smile
After all, we are all waiting for the New Year in December!
Puddles sparkle with ice
Decorated with snowflakes
Villages, cities and winter forest,
Crows wash themselves in snow
And soon we will open
The world of magic, unknown miracles!
Chorus:
And let all the fairy tales come together
And let them give the world miracles.
And let all the people join hands
And the whole earth will be happy!
Let the trees dress up
And let the dreams come true
Fun, joy will come to every home!
Let poetry and music
In all hearts will spin,
May a Happy New Year come!
The lights are shining
Champagne explodes
Smiles, masks, sparkles, mess!
Let the holiday never end
Let it continue.
Thank you, Zimushka-Zima!
New Year's KVN for high school students.
Scenario New Year's KVN for high school students.
New Year's KVN for teams of 10-11 grades can become a spectacular show if the organizers make some efforts.
The script contains options for performances for both teams, texts for all competitions, words and remarks of the hosts. It is assumed that children can improvise, add their own words, replicas that are relevant and recognizable in a particular educational team, and play around with other situations. But even if this does not happen, do not worry! After all, the way the guys play the roles proposed to them will already contain elements of improvisation.
Decor and costumes. Children play themselves, so there is no need to make any special costumes, except for the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. A student playing the role of Teacher or Director can simply hang a sign with the name of the teacher or with the inscription "Director" on his chest. In general, costumes should be made as primitive as possible - one or two details are enough to create a recognizable image. For example, to the Director - hats, the manager - a blue robe, glasses and bills, Santa Claus - a red cap and a fluffy beard. But the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden should be as natural and bright as possible.
Command appearance. You can, of course, make emblems with the names of the teams, but they will not look from the audience. Therefore, it is better to make one copy and immediately give it to the jury for use during scoring. To make it clear from the audience where which team is, it is better to attach their names on the back of the stage, and each team will always stand next to its name.
Props: a cardboard frame for a TV set, balloons, a bow and arrows, a large candy, textbooks (3 pieces), a big shoe, slippers, galoshes, black cars cut out of cardboard, a head of cabbage, Christmas tree beads.
Musical arrangement:
Phonograms of songs:
- "Song of disguised Bremen Town Musicians" (from the film "The Bremen Town Musicians");
- “One day the world will bend under us” (group “Time Machine”);
- “Tired toys are sleeping” (words by 3. Petrova, music by A. Ostrovsky);
- "Black Boomer" (Serega);
- "White Roses" (group "Tender May").
Fans can be offered such "chants":
We support you guys
Our tenth class will win!
Even though you burst
Though that crack
And "Bang-Bang"
At the first place!
Our team is class!
Our team is strength!
Love for your team
United us all!
We want anyone
To say without unnecessary phrases,
What's the best today
Eleventh grade!
In winter, and in summer, and in the cold, and in the heat,
"Generation Pi" - we are always with you!
Adults know this
Children know this
Our generation"
The best in the world!!!
For greater entertainment, you can give the fans sultans, pipes, flags.
Music sounds. Leaders take the stage.
Leading. Attention, attention, the New Year's meeting of the Club of cheerful and resourceful is declared open!
Leading. We invite teams to the stage!
Leading. An 11th grade team called Generation Pi.
Leading. And a 10th grade team called “Bang-Bang!”
Solemn music sounds. Teams enter the stage and line up at an angle on both sides of the stage.
Leading. Our today's competitions will be judged by a jury. (Introduces the members of the jury.)
Leading. The winners will be rewarded with a New Year's cake.
Leading. So, we announce the first competition - "Greetings".
Leading. Under the terms of this competition, the team must introduce themselves, explain the name.
Leading. We invite the team "Bang-bang" to the stage.
10th grade performance
Musical intro (melody "Songs of disguised Bremen town musicians").
A chair is brought to the edge of the stage. The captain sits on a chair with a notebook and a pen. A student comes to the middle of the stage holding a poster with the text: "Recruitment to the KVN team." After showing the poster, she moves to the edge of the stage and stands next to the captain.
Captain. Something a bad day today. Not a single marksman!
Pupil. Yes, write down anyone! Otherwise, we will not recruit a team!
Captain. Next!
A student in the costume of a medieval armored man enters the middle of the stage. He leads by the hand the Kid in short pants with a huge hot air balloon in hand.
Captain. Can you shoot?
Latnik. Yes, yes, a little. Sometimes I get. Through time.
Captain. Well, show me what you can do.
The kid goes to the opposite edge of the stage and raises the ball above his head. The man-at-arms removes the bow from his back, inserts an arrow and shoots the arrow into the ball. The kid pierces the ball with a needle. There is a loud bang.
Captain. Yes, no question. We are adding you to our team!
The armored man takes the Kid by the hand and stands in the middle of the stage.
Pupil. Next!
A student dressed as a punk enters.
Punk. Hey, bro, do you smoke? Give me a cigarette!
Captain. Yes, I don't smoke. Maybe you want some candy? (Pulls out candy from pocket.)
Punk. Alright, give me some candy!
Pupil. So! Record this too!
Captain. For what?
Pupil. Did he shoot you candy?
Captain. Shot!
Pupil. Got it?
Captain. Got it!
Pupil. Congratulations to our team of marksmen! (Shakes the punk's hand.)
Punk stands next to Latnik. Two students come on stage, coquettishly spinning.
Coquette 1. Hello, are you recording this in KVN?
Captain. You are not suitable for us.
Pupil. We only take well-aimed shooters!
Coquette 2. And we know how we can shoot!
Captain. Well, shoot.
Coquette 1(nudges friend with elbow) Come on!
The two of them stare at the captain of the team. He falls off the chair.
Coquette 1. Oops, looks like they overdid it!
Captain(getting up from the floor). Girls, we didn't agree that we should shoot to kill!
Pupil. Yes, we take both! (Fanning the captain with a poster.)
Latnik. Yes, beauty is a terrible force!
The coquettes stand next to the Latnik and the Kid.
The captain approaches the team members.
Captain(looks at the team members and takes his head). Who have we recruited? After all, KVN does not need beauty, but wit. There it is necessary to kill the opponent on the spot with a joke!
Pupil. Come on, let's fight somehow!
Latnik. We'll hit someone, that's for sure!
Baby. At least once!
Captain. Why is this one here?
Baby. And I will parry the blows.
Captain. Okay, we take you on the role of a punching bag, and who will joke?
Pupil. What, thrown out again?
Joker. Threw it away. Biologist.
All. For what?
Joker. And I asked what is the difference between Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
All. And she?
Joker. And she said that I was vulgar and I had only nasty things on my mind.
Coquette 1. A c chemistry you for what?
Joker. Yes, as always, for nothing! He brought a can of laughing gas, and everyone laughed!
Coquette 2. Ace mathematician?
Joker. Well, he said that I know only one triangle - love!
Captain. Listen, but you're exactly what we need just desperately!
Joker. What for?
Pupil. To the KVN team!
Joker(rubs hands). Good!
Captain. Only... (Looks around and leans towards the Joker) Between us. So how is Santa Claus different from the Snow Maiden?
Joker. So Santa Claus has a fastener on the right side, and the Snow Maiden has on the left!
Captain. Ah-ah-ah!
A song is performed to the tune of "Songs of the Disguised Bremen Town Musicians".
To be honest, we are not supermen,
We shoot jokes only in KVN.
Maybe sometimes we shoot past.
But sick of shooting, but sick of shooting,
But sick with shooting is incurable.
We are ka, we are ve, we are enshchiks,
Fans recognize us
We are just KVN workers,
Entertainers, skirmishers.
We shoot accurately sometimes sweets,
And we can shoot a joke with a caustic.
And if the eyes of the coquette are shot,
Then immediately on the spot, then immediately on the spot,
Then they will immediately put it on the spot!
We are ka, we are ve, we are enshchiks,
Fans recognize us
We are just kavanshchiki,
Entertainers, skirmishers.
Leading. Thanks to the Pip-Bang team. We listen and watch the greeting of the Generation Pi team.
11th grade performance
All team members take the stage.
Student 1. Oh wow, what a name. What is "pi"?
Student 2. Well, if "pi" is beer, I'm for it!
Student 3. And I'm against it! I don't drink beer!
Pupil 4. Well, then "pi" is Pepsi.
Student 5. The generation that chooses Pepsi!
All. Her!
Student 6. I don't drink Pepsi either, it has so many calories!
Pupil 7. And then the Pepsi generation is already our moms and dads!
Student 8. Oh, I figured it out! "Pi" is a piercing!
Pupil 9. This is already something! But not everyone has it!
Pupil 10. I have, for example, only 4 additional holes!
Student 1. And I have 14!
Competition 5. "Snowballs"
You have to get a paper snowball into a bucket from a distance of 3 meters.
Competition 6. "Sledding"
Tie a piece of cardboard to a string and put a balloon on it. Run, dragging these impromptu "sleds" behind you so that the ball does not fly off the cardboard.
Competition 7. "Snowflakes"
You need to blow on a flying feather, which will symbolize the first snowflakes falling to the ground. Within 30 seconds, the feather should not fall to the ground.
Student 1
Light fluffy
snowflake white,
What a pure
How brave.
Dear stormy
Easy to carry
Not in the sky azure -
Asking for the ground.
Schoolgirl 2
Azure miraculous
She left
Myself into the unknown
The country has fallen.
In the rays of shining
Skillful slides,
Among the melting flakes
Preserved white.
Schoolgirl 3
Under the blowing wind
Trembling, uplifting,
On him, cherishing,
Light swings.
his swing
She is comforted
With his blizzards
Spinning wildly.
Schoolgirl 4
But here it ends
The road is long
Earth touches
Crystal star.
lies fluffy
Snowflake is bold.
What a pure
What a white!
(K. D. Balmont)
Competition 8. "March drops"
It is necessary to pour the water from the spoon as slowly as possible. The last one wins. By completing this task, you will imitate the March drops. Scoop up a spoonful of water, lift the spoon and slowly turn over. It is desirable that at least 10 drops fall from a spoon.
Competition 9. "Paper boats" In a few seconds, fold a boat out of a sheet of paper. Performing a dance to the soundtrack.
Competition 10. "Maybeetles"
We have to carry walnut shells. Tie a string one and a half meters long to the shell. To wind the thread on the spool, that is, to drag the "beetle" along the drawn line. The one who crawls faster and does not move from the line wins
Competition 11. "Picking apples"
Apples are suspended on threads from a fishing line stretched through the whole class. Take a bite out of an apple without using your hands.
New Year's round dance at the Christmas tree.
Competition 12. "Petushki"
Stand on one leg, put your hands behind your back. Standing on one leg, try to push the opponent out of the circle.
Competition 13. "Compose a poem"
Notes with rhymes are enclosed in inflated balloons.
Teddy bear - bump
Snowball - fluff
The bag is my friend
Herringbone - needle
Clapperboard toys
Student - snowman
Frogs - girlfriends
Carrot - dexterity
Competition 14. "Newspaper"
New Year's newspapers are evaluated. Children read funny New Year's stories or anecdotes.
Competition 15. "The stars are us"
Modern songs are performed to the phonogram.
Competition 16. "New life"
Come up with 10 applications:
a) an empty can of Coca-Cola;
b) holey sock;
d) a burned out light bulb.
Children sing to the melody "Teach at school".
25 children study with us 25 children!
25 guys - this is our class!
Team "Nif-Nif" (rap)
In the classroom, we can hardly hear
We answer or remain silent.
But among themselves (2 times)
We speak very loudly.
We play with a pencil
We pick in the ear with a pen,
And we sit and draw -
In general, we live, but do not yearn.
We have boys
We have girls
25 guys - our mischievous class.
25 guys are singing and dancing here now.
Team "Naf-Naf" (rap)
The teacher does not scold us,
Tells us: "Well done."
That's when the end comes
Mom and dad know everything
That we, like colorful chicks,
We always sit and read
We write and count
Why, we don't know.
Here are some good fellows!
25 guys in the class is not simple.
25 children declared loudly: "School is our second home."
Team "Nuf-Nuf" (rap)
There's a change coming
All the boys on the carpet
Someone wanted to climb the wall
But he rolled down the wall.
Who jumps briskly under the desk,
Someone is looking for their pencil case.
But it simply means:
The fourth grade rose to the ears.
25 guys in a mischievous class,
25 guys said loudly:
“We live very cheerfully and amicably at school!”
Together
Soon, soon, very soon
There will be a New Year's holiday!
We hope there will be
All of us are the other way around.
We will learn lessons
Don't talk in class.
And we believe it's great
Let's know all the things.
25 guys live happily,
25 guys are singing to you now.
Leading We finished the game, But the holiday continues. The results of the game are summed up.
Student 1
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
This New Year's holiday
We waited impatiently.
Student 2
Frequent forest, blizzard field
The winter holiday is upon us.
So let's say together:
"Hello, hello, New Year!"
Student 3
Congratulations to all girlfriends
Congratulations to all friends.
And with all our hearts we wish
We have the brightest days for you.
Pupil 4
Everyone who hears us
Everyone who knows us
We congratulate you on the New Year!
We wish you happiness and good luck
Good health in addition.
Student 5
Holidays, joyful, cheerful,
But, mind you, don't forget about school.
Study for four - five,
Help mom around the house.
Pupil 6
We wish that every home
He was rich in peace and warmth.
Leading. Our New Year's KVN at school is over. And now we invite everyone to the New Year's cafe.
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