Material for the number of amateur performances at school. Review of amateur performances material on the topic. Comic school scene "Deserved Grade"

And various holidays except numbers amateur performances, where the vocal and dancing talents of classmates are clearly manifested, funny performances, theatrical performances and skits are especially popular.

We offer a scenario comic school scene "Deserved Grade" written based on the story of the same name by Konstantin Melikhan (thanks to the author!). Such a scene can be shown at any holiday: Knowledge Day, Teacher's Day, March 8 or graduation.

Characters:

Teacher Maria Ivanovna (name can be any)

Pupils (it’s better to call guys by their proper names, in this scenario the names are conditional. There may be more or less of them)

School play script

Maria Ivanovna: Denis, where do capercaillie winter?

Denis: They roam under the snow.

Maria Ivanovna: An interesting observation. Lera, what do you know about crabs?

Lera: Crabs... (waiting for prompts) These are such fish ... Similar to crayfish!

Maria Ivanovna: Sit down, already! Julia, What class does the cross-spider belong to?

Julia: To the cruciferous class!

Maria Ivanovna: And our Yulia has all the flowers on her mind! Where do hamsters live? Kirill!

Kirill: At the pet store!

Maria Ivanovna: What are you saying?!!!

Rogov enters

Maria Ivanovna: Well, why are you late this time?

Horns: I accidentally fell into a puddle, returned home to change, and at the same time ... and had lunch.

Maria Ivanovna: And how did you eat? Sit down, my grief! Well, since we are all gathered, let's listen to ... Rogov! Learned?

Horns: Learned.

Maria Ivanovna: Get started!

Horns: Aloud?

Maria Ivanovna (terribly): Rogov!

Horns: Your smile is wonderful!

Maria Ivanovna (conciliatory): Well, well, Rogov, tell me.

Horns: Your hair is always so neat! Not what I have.

Maria Ivanovna (embarrassed): Thank you.

Horns: Your jacket is beautiful, it suits you.

Maria Ivanovna: I understand correctly, you didn't learn your lesson?

Horns: Sorry, didn't learn. You can't hide anything from you... Of course, with such and such work experience! You, Mary Vanna, how long have you been suffering with people like me at school?

Maria Ivanovna: Oh, Rogov, Rogov! Tell me, where do the birds fly away for the winter?

Horns: There!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down. Troika!

(Referring to the class): Well, since Rogov has excelled so much, I will ask everyone. Let's take a quick survey with you. Anya, what are the benefits of ants?

Anya: Ants protect fruits from caterpillars, and then people collect and preserve them.

Maria Ivanovna: Who knows why some birds fly south?

Fedya: And some, perhaps, laziness!

Maria Ivanovna: Look, our Fedor woke up! Where do whales live? Well!

Chorus: In China!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, I'm on a roll today: the farther, the more interesting! How Do Doves Breed? Rogov!

Horns: Pigeons lay eggs, and then doves hatch from them.

Maria Ivanovna: Well, not cabbage rolls! Sit down, my dear... Julia, what are nature reserves?

Julia: Nature reserves are places where animals have a rest from people.

Maria Ivanovna (walking through class): Really? And I didn't know! Where can I find a teacher's reserve? Cyril, what skull bones do you know?

Kirill (waking up): Frontal, parietal and slap!

Maria Ivanovna examines the note taken from the girls.

Horns (speaks with Fedor - a neighbor on the desk): There is no secret here: hang noodles on the ears of this kikimore about eyes and blouses, and she will relax!

Fedya: Hush, you will hear!

Horns: Nonsense! Don't drift, she's two meters away and Rammstein won't hear!

Maria Ivanovna (sits down in his seat): And now let's listen to Rogov.

Horns: You already asked me...

Maria Ivanovna: And I'll ask you on the old topic. Tell us about...

Horns: Your smile is amazing...

Maria Ivanovna: What else?

Maria Ivanovna: Closer to the topic!

Horns: You have a figure like a top model!

Maria Ivanovna (doubtfully examining his figure): So you don't know anything at all!

Horns: You are just like Messing, you see everything, you know everything! And why did you go to school to work? Spoil your nervous system because of people like me. Tomorrow is a holiday: you should go to the spa, and you are ruining your health here! And even better - to the sea, to read poetry, to meet a good person!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down, Rogov. Troika...

Scenario show "Talent! Music! Children!"

Fanfare sounds. Sounds text behind the scenes.

Peace and joy to you who live!

To all the people whose labor the earth lives on,
Life goes on, the earth blossoms,
There is existence in the world.

At this time, there are slides with the name of the review, the curtain opens.
Leaders on stage .
Albina. Hello dear residents of our village!
Rustam. Good afternoon, dear guests!
Aidar. Each of us has our own plans for life, but we are all united by our village, where our grandparents lived, our parents live, where we were born and grow up.

Alina We were born to live happily
To play together, to be strong friends.

Wiener. To give each other smiles and flowers,
So that all our dreams come true in life.

Alina Gurieva. We are starting an amateur art program

School Mosaic! Opens our concert Fashion Theater "Yaz Gole"

Number 1 Theater of Fashion "Yaz Gole"

Hosted by Alina G. What a blessing it is that you can
Look at the people you love
To the land whose features the saints are similar
With the features of your old mother.

Lead Wiener . Happy Anniversary Village! Song Sandugach. on the background of the presentation about the village.
Number 2 Song "Sandugach"

Hosted by Alina G. . Our program is continued by debutants. Albina Gainulina is speaking before you. The poem "My puppy"
Number 3. Poem "My puppy". Albina Gaynulina.

Hosted by Alina G. We thank you, dear viewers, for supporting the little artists. Who can make mistakes and forget words - everything is forgiven to them!

Lead Wiener. The holiday is continued by the Bells group. The song "Merry Men".

Number 4. The song "Merry Men". Performed by the group "Bells"

Hosted by Alina R. At school, we supported both Olympians and Paralympians with a flash mob.

Number 5. Dance. "Get up..."

Number 6. " Little Night Serenade"

Against the background of musicLittle Night Serenade
Alina R. Quietly, quietly sit next to Music enters our house Aidar Ved This music is rushing And leads us along.

Alina R. I listen to this music and imagine old Salzburg, the birthplace of Mozart. I see before my eyes the small old house where the Mozart family lived, and the maestrino himself - a cheerful boy in a silver wig. Aidar : Mozart was a child prodigy: at the age of four, the kid wrote his first clavier concerto. Alina R. : Throughout his childhood, Mozart entertained the audience in different parts of Europe, playing the clavier with his eyes closed. At one of the concerts, a cat suddenly appeared on the stage ... Mozart stopped playing and rushed to her as fast as he could. Forgetting about the audience, the young genius began to play with the animal, and answered his father's angry shout: - Well, daddy, a little more, because the harpsichord will not go anywhere, and the cat will leave ... Aidar : At the age of seven, Wolfgang wrote his first symphony, at the age of twelve - his first opera, Bastien et Bastien. Alina R. : There was a rule in the Bologna Academy not to accept anyone under the age of twenty-six as a member of the academy. But an exception was made for the child prodigy Mozart. He became an academician of the Bologna Academy at the age of fourteen

Aidar: One day, a certain high-ranking dignitary decided to talk with the young Mozart, who by that time had already gained world fame. How to address a boy? - To say “you” to Mozart is inconvenient, his fame is too great, and to say “you” is too much honor for a boy ... Alina R.: After much deliberation, this gentleman finally found a convenient, as it seemed to him, form of addressing the young celebrity. - We were in France and England? Have we had great success? asked the dignitary. - I've been there, sir. But I must admit that I have never met you anywhere except Salzburg! - The ingenuous Wolfgang answered him.

Aidar : Genuine immortal works of art remain accessible and delight to all times and peoples. Alina : How versatile is the music! How young She, sounding through the layers of time, In human hearts touches the strings Love, sadness, memory, dreams.

Aidar. Romance performed by Mukhametova L.

Number 7. Song. Mukhametova L.
Alina R.:

A lot has been said about waltzHe is sung in songs and poems,And no matter how many dances happen,Better than tango, right, no!

Number 8. "Tango"

Rustam:

I recently watched an old war movie
And I don't know who to ask
– Why our people and our country
How much grief did you have to endure?

Number 9. Against the background of music "Scarlet Sunsets". Children come out with scarves on stage.

Alina reads backstage

All brighter than the stars, the sky of doves,

But for some reason, suddenly compresses the heart,

When we remember all the children

Which that war deprived of childhood.

Ayman-apa reads

We came into this world

Just before the war

Black swastika shadow

It swept over the country.

Fathers stood up

Protecting your home

The war raged

In this big world.

We don't remember our fathers

We don't remember their faces

They are there... far away...

Lie down on the borders...

We are children of war

The happiness of childhood did not know

We are not given it

Our happiness has been stolen.

We don't have to feel sorry

We are made of stone and steel

Our pride is alive

And the soul is not tired.

People let me breathe

Do not ruin our old age,

We are in trouble from childhood,

Two lives left.

Alina reads backstage

Children learned childhood in the ruins of houses,

This memory will never die

The quinoa is their food, and the dugout is their shelter.

And the dream is to survive until the Victory.

Ayman-apa reads

Children of war and blows cold
Children of war and the smell of hunger
Children of war and hair on end:
On the bangs of children's gray hair
The earth is washed with children's tears,
Soviet and non-Soviet children.
Their blood turns red on the parade grounds with poppies
The grass drooped where the children cried
Children of war pain is desperate
And how many minutes of silence do they need!

Albina:

I realized it recently
but God forbid everyone understand:
the two most important words in the world
family and home, father and mother!
Rustam Children give Tatar dance to their relatives.

Number 10. Tatar dance.

Albina: Song "Spring" performed by Arina Giniyatullina and Rosalia Saifullina.

Number 11. Song by A. Giniyatullina and R. Saifullina

Alina G.

Let's rarely talk to each other
that we love, miss, wait.
there is no better and sweeter friend,
than the long-awaited father's house!

Wiener. A poem performed by a student of the regional competition "Jalilov Readings" Kashapov Ilyas.
Number 12. Kashapov's verse.

Wiener. A gypsy group arrived for our holiday. Dance "Darling"

Number 13. Gypsy Dance

Albina.

Russia, you are the only one with us,
And we are all responsible for you.
Rustam.

On the map we are one, we are a country,
In our hearts and thoughts we are children of Russia!

Number 14. Chorus "We are children of the sun"

Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrows go out to do their job. An unusual scene where participants will need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is this: the girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to drive the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene from the heart.

This scene can be put on March 8, and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.

A scene for March 8, in which men will joke about typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone decides the most difficult task- what to give?! That's what we're joking about in this scene.

This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers finally decided to create a purely feminine car. Yes, and give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.

Scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. Birthday party for joy and guests for fun.

Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems to be completely unsolvable. In this story, both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.

Sketches about school, study

By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school-like one. The plot is as follows: the principal of the school calls a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of a strict check.

It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught like this in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will look organically in a concert on the occasion last call or high school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that because of the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders of all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn the words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly - funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the children's letters and is finally disappointed in them.

Scenario New Year's party for junior schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Ded Moroz and Snegurochka in one scenario. Humor guaranteed!

Dialogue scenes for two presenters New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will connect even the most motley numbers. Jokes are light, funny, New Year's.

Anything can happen on New Year's Eve. The scene is exactly about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding for artists who performed at children's New Year's parties. A scene in the spirit of the Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

The new most relevant script for children new year holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Pyaterochka cashier, Santa Claus, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene, take it and don't suffer.

The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the new year for the office staff. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and actualities can be woven into the scene. Success on New Year's corporate party secured!

Let's fast forward three hundred years ago and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do it in the form funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be just bomb.

Actual New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Clauses. How are they without training? You can show such a scene both at KVN and at the New Year's concert.

Amateur performance number for prom

Author Vedova Alexandra Vasilievna
Place of work Zadorskaya OOSh, Sonkovsky district, Tver region
This amateur art number can be used for any prom

The monologue of the school board - the pessimist "I'm tired of everything!"

Tired of everything! You hang around like a fool! And after all, everyone strives to offend! Smear - do not wash off! Either they will rub me with paraffin, or they will write an indecent word. What about these buttons?
They put them into me - and I put them back, they put them into me, and I put them back. Tired of everything!
Just take a break and relax! These here, 6th grade, still nothing. They will always clean up after themselves.
And 9th grade! There they go, it's begun! Dmitriev, as always, plays football with me with a rag, Kochuraeva and Zhuravlev are trying to throw an algebra textbook on my head. Tired of everything! Oh, Alexandra Vasilievna is coming! Oh oh oh! In a white jacket. village. Blocked me all over. O! writes a theorem! A homomorphic image of an automaton is isomorphic to a factor - automaton by its nuclear congruence. Lord, does she herself understand what she writes?
Tired of everything! Director! Dear! You have an application for a new board there. So you intercede, and I'll bake somewhere on the side. So tired of everything!

Monologue board - optimists "Life is beautiful!"

I love school, I just love it! I will not praise myself, but I am so pretty - even, smooth, shiny. Not a board - candy! Yes, I can’t be different - there are so many eyes looking at me! Admire!
And they write like - evenly, diligently, neatly! I love 6th grade! Tonya will come - she will wash me all over, rub it with sugar, so that she writes better. She hung flowers near me - well, just a greenhouse! Not air - ozone! Life is Beautiful!
Some, of course, complain that they are offended, but I'm not one of those, I won't let myself be offended! Vaughn Kozorezov threw a rag at me 2 times. So I swayed, fell off the nail - and boom! - right on his leg. So now he's avoiding me! Not! Life is Beautiful!
And as for the new board, Anatoly Alekseevich, you really help! What if it will be an American black boad? Do not you worry! We will not hit the face in the dirt!

Second prom miniature

This miniature is a humorous story made up of sentences containing the names of graduates. Here I give a story with the names of my students, and by analogy you can come up with your own story. This number is on specific audience, so it always enjoys great success, you can fantasize a lot, it always turns out fun and interesting. Here are the last names of my last graduates
Ryazanov
Prokhorov
Shestakova
Tyulnova
Makhrov
Golubev
Polivanov
Prasolov
Konev
Gorelova
bem
Baldina
Zubova
Tikhomirov
Belyaeva
Ruzanova
Bekreneva
Nekrasov
Second prom miniature
Village Ryazanov lost in the marshes.
grandfather's house Prokhorova was the last in the village. He could be recognized immediately. On the high Shestakova the Russian flag fluttered, a beautiful Tyulnova.
It rained all through June, but this morning the sun was shining, and grandfather, squinting, sat down on a mound, made a cigarette out of Makhrova like a drop fell on my head.
No way, Golubev?- thought the grandfather, but dripped again.
The third day it starts to rain Polivanov!- the grandfather got angry and just wanted to go home, when his wife appeared with a jar of cucumbers. "You are all over again Prasolov did you drink? Affairs up to the throat, and you Konev did not roll. Look. all the wood in the oven Gorelovs!" she screamed and Bem! grandfather's Baldina yes by Tooth, on Baldina yes by Tooth."Here you go!" - thought grandfather. Sat Tikhomirov.
Didn't touch anyone. Get out of the other men's women Belyaevs and mine is like a woman Ruzanova and brains on Bekrenev. And am I not with her? Nekrasov!
And where will she find it better?" - thought the grandfather and went on business.