In order to make New Year's Eve more colorful and memorable, you can not only watch TV all this time, proclaim toasts and destroy pre-prepared dishes, but also hold small funny scenes on New Year 2016.

Scene "I want to be a real Snow Maiden"

The daughter of Baba Yaga appears on the “stage”, screaming, crying and waving her fists furiously.

B.Ya: - Who offended my golden little one? Whom to erase into tooth powder or turn into a rotten toadstool?

D.B.Ya: - They don’t want to take me to the celebration of the New Year at school as a Snow Maiden. They say - not beautiful-and-I!

B.Ya: - How is it ugly? Look at yourself in the mirror - stately, smart, lovely! Stop crying! Now I will call my stylist Leshem, he will quickly do whatever you want: where necessary - tint, where not necessary - cut off! And you will be better than some kind of fool with me.

D.B.Ya: - Snow Maiden, mom! Snow Maidens, not fools! And I don’t need all your vaunted hairdressers of the middle hand for this. After all, they will undertake to comb, cut and style the hair. And after the cologne, no dirt will help at all - the stink of the whole swamp! It is better to immediately bathe in kerosene.

B.Ya: - You know, daughter, do not drive on Leshy, he knows his work and performs better than anyone else in our swamp! And all because he uses only natural materials: spring water, resin, fir cones and a few berries. Five minutes and you'll be better than this Figurine.

D.B.Ya: - Yes, Snegurochka, mother, SNE-GU-RO-CHKA! And there's nothing to be done - they appointed her. This is the granddaughter of Santa Claus, she will soon be driving around the forest with him on a sleigh.

B.Ya: - Lord! Found my problem! So dress up as the Snow Queen! If you want, I will conjure such an outfit for you ...

D.B.Ya: - Why, old man, your brains have completely dried up - you don’t care about my health in any way. Snow Queen Outfit! This is how many kilograms of ice and icicles to carry on yourself? And a kokoshnik made of broken glass? Maybe you thought of killing me?

B.Ya: - Fathers! Daughter, forgive the old fool! Almost killed your child, and you're not even 200 years old. Well, don't worry, I have another remedy for you.

D.B.Ya: - And what kind of remedy is there, can it really help me?

B.Ya: - Well, tell me, daughter: are you my robber?

D.B.Ya: - A real robber!

B.Ya: - Is the bandit a good one?

D.B.Ya: - I'm better than just a good bandit!

B.Ya: - A tear, what light have you seen?

D.B.Ya: - You also ask: I am the best!

B.Ya: - So you will be a real fairy for the New Year! You know how to conjure a little, so with the help of magic you will create small gifts for them and they will love you even more than this Snow Maiden.

D.B.Ya: – Hurrah! Mommy, you are great! Oh, how I conjure! Everyone who does not love me or offends me will give a wart! Come on mom, quickly conjure me a signature outfit that will match the latest fashion: a marsh-colored leather biker jacket, curly wings, Prada sneakers and a magic wand!

B.Ya: - Now, my dear! I've already started tinkering!

I put glasses on my nose
And now I'll start to conjure
Come out from under the bench
Bearded little ones
Look for new things
To the New Year party!

Two incomprehensible creatures from under the bench begin to dress up the daughter of Baba Yaga in some rags and create a festive make-up.

D.B.Ya: - And now, boys and girls, beware of my beauty, because I will blind her sun and snow! Wait for me - I'm already flying with gifts!

At this time, the daughter of Baba Yaga takes out a small bag and begins to scatter small toy frogs on the audience.

Believe me, after such a funny scene, even the dullest company will have fun, and then the future New Year's celebration will be fun and carefree.

I WANT TO BE A SNOW MAIDEN

- (The daughter of Baba Yaga comes on stage, screams, falls silent, starts crying again, falls silent, screams again)
- B.Ya. - Oh, oh, daughter, what is it, who offended the little one, who to turn into a rotten toadstool, who to wipe into tooth powder?
- D.B.Ya. - They don’t take me as a Snow Maiden to the School Christmas Tree, I already say ugly anyway.
- B.Ya. - Isn't it beautiful, look at yourself and stately oh and clever wise woman.
Yes, you wait, I have a hairdresser friend, Leshy says every girl is beautiful, you just need to emphasize this beauty. He will tint you that you will needlessly scrape off, you will be no worse
any other idiot.
- D.B.Ya. - Snow Maidens and not Fools. And I don't need your hairdressers. They wash their hair, they cut their braids, they braid some foul stuff, and they also have colognes, they have toilet water, but I’d rather drown myself in kerosene than go to such a hairdresser.
- B.Ya. - Calmly do not drive a wave Leshy knows his work only with natural material resin and fir cones work, a little spring water and you're all right, just the same Figurine.

Goblin appears

Leshy . -Give me the scissors, comb, I'll do your hair. I - Hairdresser will certainly cut your hair in a modern way.
- D.B.Ya. - Yes, not a Figurine, but Sne_gu_ro_chka. And the Snow Maiden was already discharged. With Santa Claus, his granddaughter comes.
- B.Ya. - Well, you can dress up as the Snow Queen if you want, I'll conjure an outfit for you.
- D.B.Ya. - You are an old completely crazy about my health, you don’t get sick with your soul, you think that the outfit of the snow queen is the same as how many kilograms of icicles and ice and a kokoshnik made of pieces of a broken mirror is a direct threat to the safety of life activities.
- B.Ya. - Oh, I didn’t think, oh, I almost ruined it, well, I have one more remedy.
- D.B.Ya. - Which?
- B.Ya. Are you my robber?
- D.B.Ya. - Rogue.
- B.Ya. - Bandit?
- D.B.Ya. - Bandit.
- B.Ya. - Tearaway?
- D.B.Ya. - Tearaway.
- B.Ya. - So you will be a fairy and you know how to conjure a little. You conjure them a gift. You know how everyone will love you.
- D.B.Ya. - Hurray Hurray I'll be a fairy, everyone will conjure a wart and they will know how to offend me. Mom, move your hands, wave your wand more actively, I need a fairy kit: a leather jacket with wings to make it curvier and a magic wand and Prada beauty.
- B.Ya. - I'm conjuring, daughter. (Option 2 now, daughter, I’ll just collect the ingredients) - I’m conjuring my daughter.

Chur chur fax pax
Hey you two from under the bench
Deleted two little ones
Look for new things
For daughter's party

Two from under the bench Appear and begin to dress up D.B.Ya to the music. Dressing up disappear
- D.B.Ya. - oh, beware of my beauty themselves asked for it.

Extracurricular activities

Sketches for the school for the New Year

Very soon the New Year will come - everyone's favorite holiday. Every child dreams of them. And it doesn't matter if he's a kid, a student elementary school and already a high school student. Everyone is waiting for Christmas miracles! And at school, miracles are in charge, of course, the teacher. New Year's school matinee should be fun and unforgettable, so that every student feels the approach of the holiday. A modern teacher, loaded with work, is not always able to independently write a script and conduct children's holiday and often looking for ready-made solutions. Our funny sketches for school for the New Year will help you easily organize an event.

STAGE "THREE GIRLS"

A small scene-parody of the fairy tale by A.S. Pushkin. The scene is simple to stage, it does not have complex scenery.

Characters

storyteller

1st girl

2nd girl

3rd girl

Conductor

Props

Cell phones

Stage design and costumes

The girls sit on a bench, which can be made from chairs covered with cloth. Behind the bench is a cardboard window. You can attach a Wi-Fi icon to the window. All characters can be dressed in modern clothes, but with "fabulous" elements (crowns, kokoshniks). The conductor - in a regular suit, to which the Russian Railways logo is attached, holds a sign in his hands with the inscription "Lukhovitsy-Paris" (use the name of your locality). The gourmet is holding a ladle.

Narrator:

There were three sisters

Instagram girls.

Each of them led

Blog about various things.

"How to go abroad" -

Written by the first sister.

The second one has a girl

Culinary page.

The third and so - and so,

But with the theme cant.

Now about pictures, then about songs -

She was interested in everything.

Three maidens by the window

Instagram tonight

The post was about love

Arching an eyebrow.

The girls are sitting on a bench staring at their phones.

1st girl:

"If I were a queen, -

Narrator:

The first girl writes, -

1st girl:

I would have a father-king

I would take you to the sea!

In the New Year - yes to Tahiti.

You will marry me the king!

Ol inclusive, sea, pictures...

Farewell, warm tights!”

2nd girl:

"If I were a queen, -

Narrator:

Her sister writes here -

2nd girl:

That is for the whole baptized world

I'd make a buffet!

Foie gras, shrimp, sushi,

Oysters, pig ears...

And chocolate fondue

Tsar-father delight.

I don't like diets

I will feed the autocrat.”

3rd girl:

"If I become a queen, -

The third girl writes a post, -

Then I am the father-king

I'll give you the fourth Sony.

He's tired of ruling the world

We need to slow down the pace.

He will play in Sony

Eat well and sleep well."

Hundreds of likes have arrived.

And knocking in a personal to her

Prince Elisha.

The Tsar enters the stage and takes the 3rd girl by the hand.

Tsar :

What a miracle, what a miracle!

And you are wise and beautiful.

You understand sometimes

In male psychology!

I'll hurry up with the matter

I will marry you right away.

1st and 2nd girl:

How embarrassing! God sees

I'll blog about it!

Tsar :

Don't make noise, girls.

Color your eyelashes.

I also marry you

I'll give you all, finally.

Conductor and Gourmet enter the stage, everyone joins hands.

Narrator:

The king, of course, well done,

He gave them all away.

The husband of the first is a conductor,

I'm used to travel.

With him is the first girl

Everyone travels abroad.

The second husband is a gourmet esthete

Knows the entire composition of cutlets.

All in unison:

The fairy tale is not a lie -

Happiness is where you do not expect.

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STAGE "NEW YEAR TRADITIONS"

His class will gladly help the teacher to prepare and have fun at the New Year's school concert. This funny scene scenario will be appreciated by both a modern high school student and a middle school student. Cheerful school scene for the New Year about traditions will not only cheer up schoolchildren, but also expand their knowledge about the celebration of the New Year in different countries Oh.

Characters

Teacher (or class leader)

Props

a glass of water or a water pistol;

• a large box of matches;

  a trash bag with small debris (scrap paper, cardboard, etc.);

  popper with confetti.

Scene 1

Three students and a teacher.

Teacher :

Yes, guys. New Years is soon. It is necessary to make an original matinee, and not like last time - they led a round dance and dispersed. Should be fun. Make a modern holiday!

Student 1: Can I blow something up?

Teacher: No explosions! It's a children's party, safety is paramount.

Student 2: Can something be broken?

Teacher: No! You are a schoolboy, turn on your head, remember what you learned interesting in the lessons.

Student 3: I recently read about the New Year traditions of different countries. We can arrange the New Year in the style of some country ...

Teacher: And this great idea! Well done ... Think about it. Maybe instead of a Christmas tree, we'll dress up a palm tree, and instead of a round dance, we'll dance some kind of tribal dance! See you tomorrow, show us what you've got. Let's get creative!

Scene 2

On stage they are the same, but with props.

Three students stand around a table with props. The teacher enters. 1st student pours water on him).

Teacher: What are you doing? Why did you douse me? It's not funny!

Student 1: Happy Thai New Year! Hooray!

The teacher wipes face .

Teacher: What a stupid joke...

Student 1: Nothing is a joke. Splashing with water is a Thai New Year tradition.

Pupil 2 rolls a log to the teacher's feet, picks up matches.

Student 2: And now we will burn! How Europeans burned their Christmas log!

Teacher: Stop! Don't burn me or the log! This tradition does not suit us.

Student 2 sadly rolls the log under the table.

Student 3 comes out with a trash bag and starts throwing trash around.

Teacher: What are you doing? Just cleaned up for the holidays! Stop immediately.

Student 3: What about me? It was the Italians who came up with the idea of ​​throwing garbage into the street on New Year's Eve!

Teacher: Stop, stop ... What other traditions do you have in store?

Student 1: We also wanted to hit the cymbals like the Swedes.

Student 2: And set fire to a barrel of tar, like the Scots ...

Teacher: You know what, you don’t have to beat and set fire to anything. It seems to me that our traditions are the most humane traditions in the world! We will decorate the Christmas tree, dance, call the Snow Maiden with Santa Claus, and we will go on vacation alive and healthy.

Student 3 blows up a firecracker. The teacher runs off the stage screaming.

Student 3: Hey! Well, it's our tradition!

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STAGE "TIME TO MARRY"

This funny scene for the New Year at school about how Ivan Tsarevich married his daughter. If the role of the main character is played by a tall and strong young man, and the role of the Thumb Boy is a fragile girl, this will make the production even more fun.

Characters

Narrator

Ivan Tsarevich

Toad Princess

Tsar's daughter (high schooler)

Bogatyr (we suggest portraying this character as a traffic policeman)

Old Man Hottabych (important to focus on the beard)

Thumb boy (a short hero in the form of a biker or rocker)

Musical arrangement

"I'm not handsome" V. Syutkin

"Bomb" gr. "Leningrad"

“Well, why are you so scary” Aleksina

Song of Fun "But I don't want by calculation"

"Beard" Timati

"Back in black" AC/DC

Narrator :

In some kingdom

In a strange state

Once upon a time there was Ivan Tsarevich,

Those places are the king.

Appearance was handsome -

Looks a bit like a moose.

The chorus of the song "I'm not handsome" by Valery Syutkin is playing. Ivan comes out and dances to the music. Sits on the throne.

Narrator:

He had a wife

Princess Toad.

Good, they say, ba ... (cough) girl.

Plays the chorus of the song "Bomb" of the group "Leningrad". The Toad Princess enters the stage and dances, sits down next to Ivan.

Narrator:

And they had a daughter

Poured Ivan exactly the same.

Well, she looks a lot like her father!

The same ro... (cough) the face is the same, in general.

The Tsar's Daughter comes out and dances to the song "Well, why are you so terrible." Gets up next to your parents.

Ivan Tsarevich:

In the state all the way

We live well in it.

Wars in the past, peace and quiet.

To rule a kingdom is grace.

However, there is one problem -

The daughter is getting older every year.

She's fifteen years old

There are no suitors.

Toad Princess:

What are you up to, you old bastard?

All puffed up like an owl!

Well, think, annoyance -

You have to marry your daughter.

On such a beauty

Anyone gets married right away.

Ivan Tsarevich:

Where can you get this right now?

So that a sensible son-in-law came out.

To be kind, rich

And... a little blind.

To the song “But I don’t want it by calculation,” the Princess demonstrates her indignation.

Ivan Tsarevich:

You, daughter, are not a miracle!

Press download let's go.

From doubts and troubles

Sports always save everyone!

Toad Princess:

Are you a father or not a father?

He drives his daughter down the aisle ...

You arrange at least a casting.

Suddenly, a scoundrel will marry?

The sound of a siren is heard. Bogatyr appears on the scene in a traffic police suit.

Narrator:

Here he is, the Russian hero!

And his face is not a ghoul.

The girl looked at him

I immediately pulled in my stomach...

Ivan Tsarevich :

Nothing like a groom

We will arrange the wedding for them...

Bogatyr ( addressing the king):

Me your coyote face

It suddenly reminded me of someone...

But aren't you, my clear king,

Did you run red on Wednesday?

The hero takes out a notebook and writes out a fine. Ivan Tsarevich clutches his heart.

Ivan Tsarevich:

For what sins

To us such grooms?

Well you! Go to the garden!

Something son-in-law I'm not happy.

The hero leaves the stage.

To the chorus of the song “Beard”, the Old Man Hottabych comes out and dances.

Narrator :

Here is Hottabych. He's an old man

Wears a dyed wig.

Ivan Tsarevich :

Here's a great candidate!

And solid, and rich.

beard hair -

Here are those dachas and ponds.

Toad princess:

You are not averse to him as a son-in-law!

Have pity on your own daughter!

For borscht and basturma

Shave his beard...

Daughter loves to eat.

Daughter :

Yes ... that is - that is.

Hottabych leaves the stage. To the song« Back in black ” comes out Boy-with-a-finger.

Narrator :

A boy-with-a-finger, though small,

And quite brutal.

Thumb boy:

About princess beauty

I heard it in the forest.

They say she's just a glance

Kill a fox on the run...

The Tsar's daughter coquettishly shyly. Thumb boy walks up to her.

What a neck! Like a bull.

Good to the point of indecent.

Do you want to be mine?

I will wear it in my arms!

The boy-with-a-finger tries to raise the Tsar's daughter, but after unsuccessful attempts, she herself takes him in her arms.

Narrator :

The king and queen agree:

Everything about this couple is great!

After the wedding Thumb

He drove off with the princess to Nalchik.

And they lived soul to soul,

Like a tomato and a pear.

Students love dress-up scenes. And what if on stage is not just a classmate in disguise, but a classmate dressed as Santa Claus, dressed as a rock star? .. This is even more interesting. We fantasized about what images our favorite hero could appear on New Year's Eve. And that's what the next scene is about.

"Journey of the Blue Arrow" is a kind fairy tale for those who believe in miracles! Poor boy Francesco really wanted to get a toy train as a New Year's present. And his dream came true! Animated toys escaped from the toy store. They really wanted all the kids to be happy. Brave selfless toys sacrifice themselves in order to give joy to babies. A good fairy tale teaches us not to pass by someone else's misfortune, teaches us to help each other, to go towards our goal, overcoming difficulties. Teaches that everyone can work miracles.

STAGE "NEED A NEW FATHER FROST"

Students of all ages can participate in this skit. If you give free rein to the imagination in the manufacture of costumes, you get a very funny and spectacular performance.

Characters

Snowflake (dressed in the latest fashion, can be taken as a prototype of the hosts of the Fashion Sentence program)

Snowman

Hipsta-grandfather and Hipster (hipster images: rolled up jeans, shirts, glasses)

Grandfather of Warcraft and Snegeymochka(images of gamers: unkempt appearance, chips and game joysticks in hands)

Blog Frost and Selfurochka(images of bloggers: they are constantly filming something on their phones and mumbling)

Santa Claus and SneguROKchka(images of rockers: leather jackets, chains, leather pants, guitars)

Ded Moroz and Snegurochka(classic images)

Musical arrangement

The melody of the screensaver of the program "Fashionable Sentence"

"Kool thing" by Sonic Youth

• "Likes" of the group "Bi-2"

Music from the game «World of Warcraft»

"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"

To the melody from the program “Fashionable Sentence”, a Snowflake, a Snowman and a Squirrel appear on the stage.

Snowflake :

Fashion changes every year: they wear leopard leggings, then louboutins, then jeans are tucked into socks. Every year something new! Everywhere, but not here. Santa Claus walked in his wadded coat, and walks. The Snow Maiden, as she braided her long braid, is braiding it. What is retrograde? It's outdated and boring! It's time to follow fashion trends! I'm announcing a Santa Claus contest!

Snowman :

Well, why is all this? We also like the old grandfather ...

The snowflake "gives in the eye" to the snowman. The snowman screams.

Squirrel:

What happened to you?

Snowman :

Nothing. A snowflake hit my eye.

Snowflake :

The first candidate Hipsta-grandfather and Hipsturochka. Dressed according to fashion, though not according to the weather.

To the song "Kol thing"Sonic Youth comes out Grandfather and Snow Maiden, dressed like hipsters (necessarily in rolled up jeans). They dance.

Squirrel:

Yes, these ankles will freeze in our winter. Not only will they not reach Ustyug, they won’t reach the next entrance!

Snowflake :

The next participants are Ded of Warcraft and Snegeymochka.

The music from “World of Warcraft” sounds, Grandfather comes out to it in an elongated and dirty T-shirt, unhaired, with a bottle of cola and a pack of chips, with him the Snow Maiden in the same form and with game joysticks in his hands. They dance.

Snowman :

What are you! These Grandfather and Snegurka sat at the computer all night, they will sleep all day.

Snowflake :

The next candidates for the place of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden are Blog Moroz and Selfurochka.

The refrain of the BI-2 song “Like” sounds, Grandfather and Snow Maiden come out in the form of bloggers. The Snow Maiden constantly takes selfies, Grandfather takes pictures of everything around. They dance.

Squirrel:

Yes, while they will take selfies with a deer, they will steal all their gifts!

Snowflake :

The next couple is Santa Claus and SneguROKchka.

An AC / DC song sounds, to which Father Frost and Snegurochka come out in the form of metal rockers. They dance.

Snowman :

Are you crazy, Snowflake? They scare all the kids. And gifts will be sold to buy new guitars. Best case scenario...

Snowflake :

You won't please at all! The last candidates are Ded Moroz and Snegurochka traditional. Outdated version.

Ded Moroz and Snegurochka come out to the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" in traditional outfits. With a bag of gifts.

Father Frost :

Hello guys! Happy New Year! I brought you gifts.

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden present gifts to everyone present on the stage, then they approach the Snowflake, holding out a bundle to her.

Snowflake :

I don't take bribes!

Father Frost :

This is a new iPhone.

Snowflake :

We have a new winner!

General dance.

Of course, do not forget about the symbol of the coming year - the pig. It is about her that our next scene for the New Year at school.

More interesting stuff:(and other popular characters optional)

Pig (a girl in a pink dress; outwardly touching character)

Musical arrangement:

Song "Who let the dogs out"

Soundtrack from the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean"

Melody from the movie "Star Wars"

Melody from the cartoon "Peppa Pig"

Narrator :

The end of 2018 was approaching. The symbol of the year the Dog began to behave like the last dog.

To the song “Who let the dogs out”, the Dog comes out, surrounded by girls, sits on a chair.

Narrator :

The dog lost the trust of the citizens and could no longer remain the symbol of the year. The World Council decided to elect someone else. But the Dog was against it.

The dog expresses displeasure.

To the sound of a gong in the ring, a girl with a poster "Symbol of the Year 2019" walks across the stage.

Music from the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean" sounds, under which Jack Sparrow appears.

Heroes fight. Jack Sparrow injures the Dog, but the Dog still wins.

The song “Who let the dogs out” sounds again, the Dog salutes the audience (this happens after each victory).

Darth Vader comes out to the music from the Star Wars movie. From the movements of Vader's hand, the Dog bends and grimace. But then he gets on all fours, runs up to Vader, portraying a "good dog". Darth Vader pets him, and the Dog surprises him and wins.

The melody from the cartoon "Peppa Pig" sounds, Pig comes out under it.

Dog (through laughter):

Yes, it's a piglet!

A dog wounded in battle loses strength. He falls to the floor. Laughter turns into a cough. The pig approaches him and kicks him lightly.

Dog :

Well, you are a pig!

Pig: Not a pig, but a symbol of the year!

You can end the scene with a dance of all the characters.

- (The daughter of Baba Yaga comes on stage, screams, falls silent, starts crying again, falls silent, screams again)
- B.Ya. - Oh, oh, daughter, what is it, who offended the little one, who to turn into a rotten toadstool, who to wipe into tooth powder?
- D.B.Ya. - They don’t take me as a Snow Maiden to the School Christmas Tree, I already say ugly anyway.

- B.Ya. - Isn't it beautiful, look at yourself and stately oh and clever wise woman.
Yes, you wait, I have a hairdresser friend, Leshy says every girl is beautiful, you just need to emphasize this beauty. He will tint you that you will needlessly scrape off, you will be no worse
any other idiot.
- D.B.Ya. - Snow Maidens and not Fools. And I don't need your hairdressers. They wash their hair, they cut their braids, they braid some foul stuff, and they also have colognes, they have toilet water, but I’d rather drown myself in kerosene than go to such a hairdresser.
- B.Ya. - Calmly do not drive the wave Leshy knows his work, he only works with natural material, resin and fir cones, a little bit of spring water and you're in order just the same Figurine.
- D.B.Ya. - Yes, not a Figurine, but Sne_gu_ro_chka. And the Snow Maiden was already discharged. With Santa Claus, his granddaughter comes.
- B.Ya. - Well, you can dress up as the Snow Queen if you want, I'll conjure an outfit for you.
- D.B.Ya. - You are an old completely crazy about my health, you don’t get sick with your soul, you think that the outfit of the snow queen is the same as how many kilograms of icicles and ice and a kokoshnik made of pieces of a broken mirror is a direct threat to the safety of life activities.
- B.Ya. - Oh, I didn’t think, oh, I almost ruined it, well, I have one more remedy.
- D.B.Ya. - Which?
- B.Ya. Are you my robber?
- D.B.Ya. - Rogue.
- B.Ya. - Bandit?
- D.B.Ya. - Bandit.
- B.Ya. - Tearaway?
- D.B.Ya. - Tearaway.
- B.Ya. - So you will be a fairy and you know how to conjure a little. You conjure them a gift. You know how everyone will love you.
- D.B.Ya. - Hurray Hurray I'll be a fairy, everyone will conjure a wart and they will know how to offend me. Mom, move your hands, wave your wand more actively, I need a fairy kit: a leather jacket with wings to make it curvier and a magic wand and Prada beauty.
- B.Ya. - I'm conjuring, daughter. (Option 2 now, daughter, I’ll just collect the ingredients) - I’m conjuring my daughter.

Chur chur fax pax
Hey you two from under the bench
Deleted two little ones
Look for new things
For daughter's party

Two from under the bench Appear and start dressing D.B.Ya. to the music. Dressing up disappear
- D.B.Ya. - oh, beware of my beauty themselves asked for it.