Mom: How's the meat?
Dad: I would tell the truth, but I'm afraid to upset you, so I'll get by with the word "rubber".
Mom: (annoyed) Speaking of rubber. When are you changing your summer tires to winter ones?
Dad: Soon, soon.
Son: Maybe they shouldn’t be changed at all, because it’s already the end of February!
Dad: What are you? It is not right. Tires need to be changed twice a year ... And when exactly is not important.
Mom: Son, how are things at school.
Son: Uh, okay.
Dad: What did you get today?
Son: Five.
Mom: Honestly?
Son: Fingal under the eye.
Mom: Okay, but from the grades.
Son: (heavy sigh) Two.
Dad: For what?
Son: Because of the black eye!
Dad: And who did you fight? With Petka?
Son: No, with a fizruk.
Mom (stupefied): I ... uh ... how ... As I understand it, a deuce in physical-re?
Son: No, in geography. The geographer came, and she felt sorry for the physical education teacher, so she gave me a deuce.
Dad: As I understand it, you beat the fizruk?
Son: Actually, I'm not alone. But for some reason I got one.
Mom: Yes, I give you ... yes you tell me ... you will be here with me ...
Son (interrupted mom): And what are we all about me, but about me? How are you dad doing at work?
Dad: Uh, okay.
Son: What did you get?
Dad: Salary, what else.
Mom: Yes, yes, yes. And honestly?
Dad: (heavy sigh) Reprimand.
Son: Why?
Dad: I was late for work.
Mom: So your boss reprimanded you? And you were late for work?
Dad: Well, actually I'm not alone. But for some reason I got one.
Mom: Well, you guys give! I will arrange this for you!!!
(Dad and son whispering)
Dad: How are things at home?
Mom: Fine.
Son: Honestly?
Mom: Only I can ask this question!
Son: Okay, where have you been?
Mom is at home.
Dad: Why then do my things lie in their places? There has never been a day when you were at home and did not hide my things in the devil knows where!
Mom (transfers the topic): How do you like meat?
Son: So everything is as usual with us, and nothing bad happened?
Mom: Of course, no one fought with anyone, no one was late for anything. What can we talk about in such a close-knit family like ours?
We bring to your attention a series of sketches about a family for children and schoolchildren.
Humorous scene - "Family Auction"
Wife, husband and two children are in the kitchen. The wife is standing by the stove, the men are sitting.
Wife: So, lot number one is borscht! The starting price is to wash the dishes after you.
Husband: I will wash the dishes for myself and for you!
Wife: Washes dishes for two - once!
Son: I'll wash all the dishes!
Wife: Wash all the dishes - once!
Second son: I will wash all the dishes and take out the trash!
Wife: Eldest son, smart girl! Once! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes! Two! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes...
Husband: And I'll give you a salary!
Wife: Sold! The man in the gray shirt!
Humorous scene about wife and husband
A woman pours soup from a pot into a man's bowl.
Woman: How are you? Why are you silent? Do you like how I cook?! I do not like?!! What are you wheezing?! Tell me like a human?! If you don't like it, you can leave! What's up?!!!
A man lies under a table with severe poisoning.
Family scene - "Male tantrum"
The husband is lying on the couch, watching TV. The wife enters the room.
Husband: I need a new T-shirt!
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look what I'm wearing!
Wife: in a T-shirt ...
Husband: In a T-shirt?! Is this a T-shirt?! Look, Seryoga from the 42nd wife bought a T-shirt - so this is a T-shirt! And I bought new sweatpants! Lying on the couch like a prince! And I?! I have nothing to lie on the sofa?
Wife: Honey, but we can't right now...
Husband: Oh right? I'm going to my dad!
Video: funny scene for children about a family
Friendly family. Mini-sketch for children
Vladimir Kozhushner
In the room there are: a table covered with a tablecloth, a sofa (couch), a TV and a bedside table. On the bedside table there is a vase of flowers, a magazine, a dry cloth, a carafe of water and an empty glass.
The furniture is arranged so that you can run around the table. A squabble of two voices, male and female, can be heard from the TV.
Brother and sister, Vova and Tanya, sit on chairs at the table and watch TV. A blouse hangs on the back of Tanya's chair.
Vova: Switch the TV to another channel.
Tanya: Why?
Vova: I don't want to listen to my aunt and uncle arguing with each other.
Tanya: This is not an aunt and uncle, but a husband and wife. Italians. Here.
Vova: I still don't want to. Switch, please.
Tanya: Okay. Only then let's play husband and wife.
Vova: How are we going to play?
Tanya: Very simple. You will do whatever I ask you.
Tanya gets up from her chair, turns off the TV (the quarrel stops), goes to the bedside table, takes a magazine, goes to the sofa, lies down and pretends to watch fashion magazine. Silence in the room. Vova looks at her sister and waits for her command.
Tanya: Bring me some water.
Vova gets up, goes to the bedside table, pours a glass of water and silently gives it to her.
Tanya casually puts the magazine aside, rises, takes the glass from Vova, drinks it, and gives it back.
Vova puts the glass on the bedside table, goes to the switch and turns on the light.
Tanya lies down on the sofa again, straightens her hair, shudders and pretends to be cold.
Tanya: Give me a blouse. Something got cold.
Vova: I won't give you a blouse. Get up and take it. You are already big.
Tanya jumps up from the sofa.
Tanya: That's not fair. You promised to do whatever I ask you.
Papa enters and, smiling, turns to Tanya.
Dad: Why are you commanding your brother?
Tanya: But because I am a wife and everything is possible for me.
Dad makes a menacing look and, waddling from foot to foot like a bear, goes to Tanya.
Dad: We'll spank you now! Is it possible to command men!
Tanya runs away from her father with a squeak. Vova also rushes after her. They are trying to catch her. The room begins to stir. Sounds like fast music. Heroes run around the table, and joyfully squeal and squeak. On the way, Tanya accidentally knocks over the chair and pulls the tablecloth off the table. Then he runs to the exit and runs into his mother on the threshold. Hiding behind her back. On the face of a smile. It is clear that she loves the game.
Mom: What's the noise?
The music stops.
Tanya: They want to spank me!
Mom puts her hands on her hips, makes a serious face.
Mom: Two for one? It's not fair! Now we'll show you!
Now dad is running away, and mom and Tanya are chasing after him. Everyone runs around the table and Vova, who stands like a pillar. Fast music is playing again. Papa yells, “Oh! Ai! ”, Mom - “Now we will catch you!”, Tanya - “Catch him! Catch! Mom catches up with Dad at the couch and they fall on him. Tanya jumps from above. Then Vova comes running and also jumps on dad. It turns out a bunch - small!
Dad: Enough! Enough! You crush me!
The children are reluctant to let their father go. Breathing heavily, everyone sits down on the couch. The music stops. Mom looks at dad.
Mom: Explain what happened?
Dad: Daughter, had seen enough of the series and began to command Vova. I decided to protect him.
Mom: Yes, you came up with a good upbringing - to spank a child!
Tanya: Mom! So he pretend.
Mom: I already told you that you don’t need to watch adult films. The eyes are spoiled, the head is clogged with unnecessary information, and time is wasted.
Tanya: Okay, Mom. Can I watch children's shows?
Mom hugs her daughter. Gently strokes the head.
Mom: You can.
Mom and dad get up. They take hands. Children jump up. Vova hugs dad. Tanya hugs her mother.
Mom: My pranksters. How I love you!
Mom lets go of daddy's hands and tries to free herself from Tanya's hugs. Children hug their parents even tighter. Mom speaks kindly.
Mom: Everything. All. We played. And now, my dears, put the room in order, and I will go to the kitchen.
Children let their parents go. Mom comes out. Everyone starts cleaning up. Tanya takes a rag from the bedside table, wipes the dust and spreads the tablecloth on the table. Vova picks up the chairs and puts them in their place. Dad opens the curtain on the window.
Mom enters.
Mom: How clean! What good fellows! You deserve lunch! Come on, I'll feed you.
The children run to their mother. Mom hugs them and heads for the exit. Dad walks behind and smiles.
Curtain.
Sketches about a family are funny for children in kindergarten
Sketches about a family are funny for schoolchildren
Evening of rest “Together we feel good”, dedicated to Family Day.
Goals:
- Raising love and respect for one's family;
- Development and formation of a friendly team of children and parents.
- Development of children's creative abilities.
Hall decoration: Balloons, birch with leaves, on each of them - a photo of the family of each child. Exhibition of creative works of families. Baby photos of mothers.
Equipment: for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pans, a rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.
Event progress:
Leading:
Good evening, dear children and dear parents!
A glorious holiday in our house,
I don't think it's more important.
Your dads and moms are here today.
Is there anyone in the world
Closer and dearer.
Our meeting is dedicated to Family Day. But what is a family?
Student:
Family is what we share for everyone,
A little bit of everything: both tears and laughter,
Rise and fall, joy, sadness,
Friendship and quarrels, silence seal.
Family is what is always with you.
Let seconds rush, weeks, years,
But the walls are dear, your father's house -
The heart will forever remain in it!
Student:
I love my family very much
Hello to her hot slut:
Dad, mom and sister,
An old granny and ... me!
Leading:
I congratulate all those present on this holiday. I wish your families happiness, health, prosperity and all the best.
Thank you for putting aside all your affairs and worries and coming here with your children.
Welcome to our family holiday"Together we are good."
We are gathered for an evening that we hope will give you good mood. Be active, play, participate in contests and just relax!
And now, I will ask you a few questions, to which I think I will get honest answers (an impromptu microphone is passed; the question is answered by the one who has the "microphone" in his hands after a certain signal)
- Were you begged to go to the party or did you agree right away?
- When was the last time you were at school?
- Are you interested in your child's life at school?
- Do you remember your first lesson?
- Which subject was your favorite?
- Do you communicate with your school friends?
- Have you always behaved well in class?
- Were you punished? If yes, then why?
- What did you dream of being as a child? Has your dream come true?
- How often do you spend free time with your children?
Thanks to parents. Now guys, guess who these words are about:
There are many of them in the world
Children love them with all their hearts.
Only, for everyone, she is alone,
She is dearer to you than all
Who is she?
I will answer: THIS my mommy.
Mom ... What a short and important word! Without it, life on earth is impossible. Years pass, mothers grow old, but still remain the most faithful and reliable friends and helpers in all matters.
Do you know what your mothers were like as a child?
Now we will check you .
Task for children: recognize mom from baby photo, name mom's birthday.
Student:
Mom's smile
Brings happiness into the house
Mom's smile
Needed everywhere, in everything!
Student:
Mom brings me
toys, candy,
But that's not why I love my mom.
She sings happy songs
We are never bored together!
Task for moms: Play a lullaby.
Competition " Hostess"
Mothers put on an apron, a scarf. Children tie an apron. After mom gets dressed - pick up a pan. Who is faster?
Competition for children.
Thread the needle.
Student:
Now we want to give our mothers some advice on how to behave with their children:
Student 1:
Must be mother's character
Necessarily humane very humane:
If I get three
Don't sigh all evening.
Student 2:
And say: "Go to the cinema,
Walk together -
Clear your head from your geometries!”
Student 3:
Must be mother's character
Definitely humane!
Must not be gloomy!
Student 4:
I will forget the promise
Take a bag of vegetables
On the dacha plot -
Mom must take it
Might pull up
Let her not groan:
"It's hard as hell!" —
Let him show courage.
Student 5:
That's the nature of my mother,
No doubt humane!
He is human friends!
And quite comfortable!
Leading:
Moms, do you agree?
They want to hear: "Yes" in response
And, of course, you hear "no"!
Leading:
Now guess who these words are about:
Student:
He can do anything, he can do anything
All braver and stronger
Barbell for him, like cotton wool
Well, of course it's PAPA
Leading:
Children wrote essays about dads. I will read excerpts from them. (Appendix).
Task for dads- recognize yourself by the description.
Student:
What is our house without dad!
Is it true guys?
Who will mend the stool
Will take you by car
Marks in my diary
Knows everything!
Student:
That's the miracle, that's the way things are!
Our newspaper came to life:
She's on daddy's nose
And in the tone of his snoring rustles!
Student:
Cape dad decided to do some cleaning.
"My friend!" Dad said.
"It's time to get used to it!"
"The idea is great!" - mom said
And then she ran away from home.
For three hours, my mother has been sitting in the park, Looking at her mobile with fear:
When will the cleaning end?
Will I finally be able to return home?!”
Leading:
We joke of course
But very nice
When next to you
Your smart dad!
Blitz. survey of children:
- Dad's favorite dish?
- shoe size?
- Favorite place in the house?
- Dad's birthday?
Dad Contest:
The child carries a newspaper, dad unfolds it, puts on glasses, sits in a comfortable position and reads.
Leading:
And now friends attention!
I propose a competition.
Who is strong here, who is dexterous here,
Show your skill!
Exercise: dads and children pull the rope.
The winner is awarded the medal "The Strongest Family".
Student:
How not to tell us warm words about dads,
Who love us so much
Who only sometimes quarrel,
And praise, praise a lot of times.
Student:
Thank them for their masculine severity,
For restraint, for will and comfort,
For strong and faithful male hands,
That they love us and take care of our house.
Student:
We are our moms and dads
We wish you good luck.
Success in business, and warmth in the family.
We want everyone to know
That our mothers
That our dads.
The best ever!
Parent's response:
Host: Who is smarter than everyone in the world?
Leading: Who is dearer to us all in the world?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Host: Who heals our hearts with love?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Leading: Who so longs for our meeting?
Parents: Our children!
Host: Your children!
Student:
How our moms and dads love us.
Student:
They dress us, put on shoes, wash us, cook food for us.
Student:
They worry when we get sick.
Student:
And sometimes they don't pay attention to how we behave.
Student:
Can we show how it happens?
Student:
What, let's. Although there are none among us, it will not hurt our parents to see this.
scene.
Mother:
Daughter, daughter!
Do me a favor!
feed your little brother
Butter Cookies!
Daughter:
Tired, mom, I have to deal with my brother.
On the swing I want to swing in the park!
Dad:
Daughter, dear!
Clean up the apartment!
On your table for a long time
Mountains of garbage and dust!
Daughter:
If you really need-
Remove yourself!
I've already decided for three hours
Family holiday "Our friendly family"
Good evening, dear children, mothers, fathers, grandparents. We are very glad to see you. We have gathered today to escape from everyday worries and have a good rest.
We grow up in the family circle
The basis of the foundations is the parental home.
In the family circle, all your roots,
And you come into life from the family.
In the family circle we create life,
The basis of the foundations is the parental home.
Family ties are the strongest, most reliable. The support and help of loved ones accompany us all our lives. Today, during the competitions, families will demonstrate to everyone how they can help each other, act in a coordinated manner, help each other out in different situations.
(All participants are divided into 2 teams. Each team chooses a captain and comes up with a name)
1 competition "Warm-up"
The beginnings of proverbs are given on the cards, you need to add the end to them (1 point for each correct answer)
The whole family is together, so (and the soul is in place).
The family is at war, but the lonely one (mourns).
Close together, but (separately boring).
In the sun it is warm, in the mother (good).
Do not need a treasure, if (family harmony).
2 competition "Brainstorming"
The teams take turns asking questions. If one team does not answer, then the second gets the opportunity to answer the same question and earn an additional point.
Questions:
1. The name of the citizen's father is Viktor Alexandrovich, and his son is Sergei Petrovich. What is the citizen's name? (Peter Viktorovich)
2. Two mothers and two daughters ate three sandwiches at breakfast, while each of them ate one sandwich. Is such a situation possible? (grandmother, mother, daughter)
3. How to jump from a ten-meter ladder and not hurt yourself? (Jump off the bottom step)
4. A child sits on the road and cries: “I have a father, I also have a mother, but I am not their son.” Could this be? (This is the daughter)
5. When is the best time for a black cat to get into the house? (When the door to the house is ajar).
6. You are sitting in an airplane, a horse is in front of you, a car is behind you. Where are you? (On the carousel)
7. Who will never answer "Yes" to a question put to him? (Sleeping person to the question: "Are you sleeping?")
8. What can be in an empty pocket? (Hole)
3 competition "Connoisseurs of fairy tales"
(Participates 1 child from each team)
1. Fruits in which Cheburashka (Oranges) was found
2. The most harmful postman in the world (Pechkin)
3. In what fairy tale by K.I. Chukovsky, a vile insect is engaged in blackmail, ordering: “Bring me, animals, your kids, I eat them at dinner today” (“Cockroach”)
4. What was the name of the jackdaw from the fairy tale "Uncle Fyodor, the dog and the cat" (Khvatayka)
5. What was the pride of the old man Hottabych? (Beard)
6. What was the name of the rat of the old woman Shapoklyak? (Lariska)
7. Who were the 33 heroes of uncle Chernomor? (nephews)
8. The most fearless and kind person, wore a doctor's white coat, white hat, glasses on his nose (Dr. Aibolit)
4 competition "Chain"
In the allotted time, make a chain using paper clips. Whose chain is longer wins the competition.
5 contest "Tender words"
Each team has 1 father. Task: name your child affectionately. The one who repeats the word or cannot name loses.
6 contest "Tied hands"
Two from each team come out and stand side by side: hand in hand. In pairs, the touching hands are tied, and with free hands, that is, one of the participants with the left and the other with the right hand should wrap the bundle prepared in advance, tie it with a ribbon and tie it on a bow. Whose pair is ahead - gets a point.
7 competition "Musical"
Task: Guess who or what the song is about.
1. If you went out with him (Friend)
2. She is still lying, but looking at the sun (Turtle)
3. Imagine: he was green (Grasshopper)
4. He did not pass anything, he was not asked anything (Antoshka)
5. They are made of flowers and bells (Girls)
6. He runs, swings (Blue wagon)
7. It's fun to walk across the open spaces with her (Song)
8. It will make everyone warmer (Smile)
8 competition "Culinary"
Each team has 1 mother. Cooking recipes are written on paper plates, and then the plates are cut in half in such a way that the beginning of the recipe is on one half and the end is on the other. The task is to add as many whole recipes as possible.
Summing up, awarding the winners, consolation prizes for the losers.
Family is happiness, love and luck,
Family is a summer trip to the country.
Family is a holiday, family dates,
Gifts, purchases, pleasant spending.
The birth of children, the first step, the first babble,
Dreams of good, excitement and awe.
Family is work, caring for each other,
family is a lot homework.
Family is important!
Family is hard!
But it is impossible to live happily alone!
Always be together, take care of love,
Drive insults and quarrels away,
I want friends to talk about us:
What a good family!
Tea drinking.
We bring to your attention a series of sketches about a family for children and schoolchildren.
Humorous scene - "Family Auction"
Wife, husband and two children are in the kitchen. The wife is standing by the stove, the men are sitting.
Wife: So, lot number one is borscht! The starting price is to wash the dishes after you.
Husband: I will wash the dishes for myself and for you!
Wife: Washes dishes for two - once!
Son: I'll wash all the dishes!
Wife: Wash all the dishes - once!
Second son: I will wash all the dishes and take out the trash!
Wife: Eldest son, smart girl! Once! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes! Two! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes...
Husband: And I'll give you a salary!
Wife: Sold! The man in the gray shirt!
Humorous scene about wife and husband
A woman pours soup from a pot into a man's bowl.
Woman: How are you? Why are you silent? Do you like how I cook?! I do not like?!! What are you wheezing?! Tell me like a human?! If you don't like it, you can leave! What's up?!!!
A man lies under a table with severe poisoning.
Family scene - "Male tantrum"
The husband is lying on the couch, watching TV. The wife enters the room.
Husband: I need a new T-shirt!
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look what I'm wearing!
Wife: in a T-shirt ...
Husband: In a T-shirt?! Is this a T-shirt?! Look, Seryoga from the 42nd wife bought a T-shirt - so this is a T-shirt! And I bought new sweatpants! Lying on the couch like a prince! And I?! I have nothing to lie on the sofa?
Wife: Honey, but we can't right now...
Husband: Oh right? I'm going to my dad!
Video: funny scene for children about a family
Friendly family. Mini-sketch for children
Vladimir Kozhushner
In the room there are: a table covered with a tablecloth, a sofa (couch), a TV and a bedside table. On the bedside table there is a vase of flowers, a magazine, a dry cloth, a carafe of water and an empty glass.
The furniture is arranged so that you can run around the table. A squabble of two voices, male and female, can be heard from the TV.
Brother and sister, Vova and Tanya, sit on chairs at the table and watch TV. A blouse hangs on the back of Tanya's chair.
Vova: Switch the TV to another channel.
Tanya: Why?
Vova: I don't want to listen to my aunt and uncle arguing with each other.
Tanya: This is not an aunt and uncle, but a husband and wife. Italians. Here.
Vova: I still don't want to. Switch, please.
Tanya: Okay. Only then let's play husband and wife.
Vova: How are we going to play?
Tanya: Very simple. You will do whatever I ask you.
Tanya gets up from her chair, turns off the TV (the quarrel stops), goes to the bedside table, takes a magazine, goes to the sofa, lies down and pretends to be watching a fashion magazine. Silence in the room. Vova looks at her sister and waits for her command.
Tanya: Bring me some water.
Vova gets up, goes to the bedside table, pours a glass of water and silently gives it to her.
Tanya casually puts the magazine aside, rises, takes the glass from Vova, drinks it, and gives it back.
Vova puts the glass on the bedside table, goes to the switch and turns on the light.
Tanya lies down on the sofa again, straightens her hair, shudders and pretends to be cold.
Tanya: Give me a blouse. Something got cold.
Vova: I won't give you a blouse. Get up and take it. You are already big.
Tanya jumps up from the sofa.
Tanya: That's not fair. You promised to do whatever I ask you.
Papa enters and, smiling, turns to Tanya.
Dad: Why are you commanding your brother?
Tanya: But because I am a wife and everything is possible for me.
Dad makes a menacing look and, waddling from foot to foot like a bear, goes to Tanya.
Dad: We'll spank you now! Is it possible to command men!
Tanya runs away from her father with a squeak. Vova also rushes after her. They are trying to catch her. The room begins to stir. Fast music is playing. Heroes run around the table, and joyfully squeal and squeak. On the way, Tanya accidentally knocks over the chair and pulls the tablecloth off the table. Then he runs to the exit and runs into his mother on the threshold. Hiding behind her back. On the face of a smile. It is clear that she loves the game.
Mom: What's the noise?
The music stops.
Tanya: They want to spank me!
Mom puts her hands on her hips, makes a serious face.
Mom: Two for one? It's not fair! Now we'll show you!
Now dad is running away, and mom and Tanya are chasing after him. Everyone runs around the table and Vova, who stands like a pillar. Fast music is playing again. Papa yells, “Oh! Ai! ”, Mom - “Now we will catch you!”, Tanya - “Catch him! Catch! Mom catches up with Dad at the couch and they fall on him. Tanya jumps from above. Then Vova comes running and also jumps on dad. It turns out a bunch - small!
Dad: Enough! Enough! You crush me!
The children are reluctant to let their father go. Breathing heavily, everyone sits down on the couch. The music stops. Mom looks at dad.
Mom: Explain what happened?
Dad: Daughter, had seen enough of the series and began to command Vova. I decided to protect him.
Mom: Yes, you came up with a good upbringing - to spank a child!
Tanya: Mom! So he pretend.
Mom: I already told you that you don’t need to watch adult films. The eyes are spoiled, the head is clogged with unnecessary information, and time is wasted.
Tanya: Okay, Mom. Can I watch children's shows?
Mom hugs her daughter. Gently strokes the head.
Mom: You can.
Mom and dad get up. They take hands. Children jump up. Vova hugs dad. Tanya hugs her mother.
Mom: My pranksters. How I love you!
Mom lets go of daddy's hands and tries to free herself from Tanya's hugs. Children hug their parents even tighter. Mom speaks kindly.
Mom: Everything. All. We played. And now, my dears, put the room in order, and I will go to the kitchen.
Children let their parents go. Mom comes out. Everyone starts cleaning up. Tanya takes a rag from the bedside table, wipes the dust and spreads the tablecloth on the table. Vova picks up the chairs and puts them in their place. Dad opens the curtain on the window.
Mom enters.
Mom: How clean! What good fellows! You deserve lunch! Come on, I'll feed you.
The children run to their mother. Mom hugs them and heads for the exit. Dad walks behind and smiles.
Curtain.
Sketches about a family are funny for children in kindergarten
Sketches about a family are funny for schoolchildren
Evening of rest “Together we feel good”, dedicated to Family Day.
Goals:
- Raising love and respect for one's family;
- Development and formation of a friendly team of children and parents.
- Development of children's creative abilities.
Hall decoration: balloons, a birch with leaves, on each of them there is a photo of the family of each child. Exhibition of creative works of families. Baby photos of mothers.
Equipment: for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pans, a rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.
Event progress:
Leading:
Good evening, dear children and dear parents!
A glorious holiday in our house,
I don't think it's more important.
Your dads and moms are here today.
Is there anyone in the world
Closer and dearer.
Our meeting is dedicated to Family Day. But what is a family?
Student:
Family is what we share for everyone,
A little bit of everything: both tears and laughter,
Rise and fall, joy, sadness,
Friendship and quarrels, silence seal.
Family is what is always with you.
Let seconds rush, weeks, years,
But the walls are dear, your father's house -
The heart will forever remain in it!
Student:
I love my family very much
Hello to her hot slut:
Dad, mom and sister,
An old granny and ... me!
Leading:
I congratulate all those present on this holiday. I wish your families happiness, health, prosperity and all the best.
Thank you for putting aside all your affairs and worries and coming here with your children.
Welcome to our family holiday “Together we feel good”.
We are here for an evening that we hope will put you in a good mood. Be active, play, participate in contests and just relax!
And now, I will ask you a few questions, to which I think I will get honest answers (an impromptu microphone is passed; the question is answered by the one who has the "microphone" in his hands after a certain signal)
- Were you begged to go to the party or did you agree right away?
- When was the last time you were at school?
- Are you interested in your child's life at school?
- Do you remember your first lesson?
- Which subject was your favorite?
- Do you communicate with your school friends?
- Have you always behaved well in class?
- Were you punished? If yes, then why?
- What did you dream of being as a child? Has your dream come true?
- How often do you spend free time with your children?
Thanks to parents. Now guys, guess who these words are about:
There are many of them in the world
Children love them with all their hearts.
Only, for everyone, she is alone,
She is dearer to you than all
Who is she?
I will answer: THIS my mommy.
Mom ... What a short and important word! Without it, life on earth is impossible. Years pass, mothers grow old, but still remain the most faithful and reliable friends and helpers in all matters.
Do you know what your mothers were like as a child?
Now we will check you .
Task for children: recognize mom from baby photo, name mom's birthday.
Student:
Mom's smile
Brings happiness into the house
Mom's smile
Needed everywhere, in everything!
Student:
Mom brings me
toys, candy,
But that's not why I love my mom.
She sings happy songs
We are never bored together!
Task for moms: Play a lullaby.
Competition " Hostess"
Mothers put on an apron, a scarf. Children tie an apron. After mom gets dressed - pick up a pan. Who is faster?
Competition for children.
Thread the needle.
Student:
Now we want to give our mothers some advice on how to behave with their children:
Student 1:
Must be mother's character
Necessarily humane very humane:
If I get three
Don't sigh all evening.
Student 2:
And say: "Go to the cinema,
Walk together -
Clear your head from your geometries!”
Student 3:
Must be mother's character
Definitely humane!
Must not be gloomy!
Student 4:
I will forget the promise
Take a bag of vegetables
On the dacha plot -
Mom must take it
Might pull up
Let her not groan:
"It's hard as hell!" —
Let him show courage.
Student 5:
That's the nature of my mother,
No doubt humane!
He is human friends!
And quite comfortable!
Leading:
Moms, do you agree?
They want to hear: "Yes" in response
And, of course, you hear "no"!
Leading:
Now guess who these words are about:
Student:
He can do anything, he can do anything
All braver and stronger
Barbell for him, like cotton wool
Well, of course it's PAPA
Leading:
Children wrote essays about dads. I will read excerpts from them. (Appendix).
Task for dads- recognize yourself by the description.
Student:
What is our house without dad!
Is it true guys?
Who will mend the stool
Will take you by car
Marks in my diary
Knows everything!
Student:
That's the miracle, that's the way things are!
Our newspaper came to life:
She's on daddy's nose
And in the tone of his snoring rustles!
Student:
Cape dad decided to do some cleaning.
"My friend!" Dad said.
"It's time to get used to it!"
"The idea is great!" - mom said
And then she ran away from home.
For three hours, my mother has been sitting in the park, Looking at her mobile with fear:
When will the cleaning end?
Will I finally be able to return home?!”
Leading:
We joke of course
But very nice
When next to you
Your smart dad!
Blitz. survey of children:
- Dad's favorite dish?
- shoe size?
- Favorite place in the house?
- Dad's birthday?
Dad Contest:
The child carries a newspaper, dad unfolds it, puts on glasses, sits in a comfortable position and reads.
Leading:
And now friends attention!
I propose a competition.
Who is strong here, who is dexterous here,
Show your skill!
Exercise: dads and children pull the rope.
The winner is awarded the medal "The Strongest Family".
Student:
How not to tell us warm words about dads,
Who love us so much
Who only sometimes quarrel,
And praise, praise a lot of times.
Student:
Thank them for their masculine severity,
For restraint, for will and comfort,
For strong and faithful male hands,
That they love us and take care of our house.
Student:
We are our moms and dads
We wish you good luck.
Success in business, and warmth in the family.
We want everyone to know
That our mothers
That our dads.
The best ever!
Parent's response:
Host: Who is smarter than everyone in the world?
Leading: Who is dearer to us all in the world?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Host: Who heals our hearts with love?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Leading: Who so longs for our meeting?
Parents: Our children!
Host: Your children!
Student:
How our moms and dads love us.
Student:
They dress us, put on shoes, wash us, cook food for us.
Student:
They worry when we get sick.
Student:
And sometimes they don't pay attention to how we behave.
Student:
Can we show how it happens?
Student:
What, let's. Although there are none among us, it will not hurt our parents to see this.
scene.
Mother:
Daughter, daughter!
Do me a favor!
feed your little brother
Butter Cookies!
Daughter:
Tired, mom, I have to deal with my brother.
On the swing I want to swing in the park!
Dad:
Daughter, dear!
Clean up the apartment!
On your table for a long time
Mountains of garbage and dust!
Daughter:
If you really need-
Remove yourself!
I've already decided for three hours
Sketches for children as home leisure are always interesting, useful, creative. Prepared as role-playing games, dramatizations of fairy tales, life stories, riddles develop artistry in children, provide an outlet for emotions. Participation in the preparation and conduct of skits involves the children in the creative process and strengthens self-confidence. In addition, the staging and participation of children in skits - The best way show independence. Yes, and joint creative work children and parents over the production - the best activity for a friendly family.
The benefits of funny scenes for children
1. In home use, humorous scenes on different topics. They are popular with children, as they do not oblige to such a manifestation of acting skills, as, for example, in a mini-play. The desire to play a funny miniature to make the viewer laugh will reveal all the hidden talents of the child. Besides, funny scenes for children will help:
- get rid of fears and shyness;
- develop memory;
- express emotions;
- increase self-esteem;
- show a creative approach to the design and execution of the scene.
2. Children are more willing to take on scenes related to their daily life and habits, for example, a comic meeting with a friend; what can happen to a candy lover; how a child behaves when he is late everywhere or constantly loses something. Such dramatizations help the children to look at their qualities from the outside. In addition, even without special artistic abilities, a short funny miniature can be shown to guests during the holiday and invited to participate.
3. 
Ideal for children preschool age short sketches imitating the life and habits of animals that kids love and know well (cats, dogs, tiger cubs, monkeys). Preschoolers with plasticity and spontaneity will easily portray their favorite characters. Such an action expands the knowledge of preschoolers about the world around them.
How to prepare funny scenes at home
Few parents use this kind of creativity in home education, but absolutely everyone loves it when their children perform in kindergarten on holidays. However, in order for the performance to be always a pleasant event for both the baby and the adult, it is necessary to teach the child to perform. For this purpose, skits for children are great. Where to start for parents who would like to make small theater plays on weekends for the whole family a home tradition.
- The main thing is to ensure the participation of the child in preparing for the performance. You should come up with costumes and props, write a script, choose a place for the skit together with your son or daughter.
- You can pick up the text of words on the Internet, a book with scripts, or come up with your own. The best indicator of proper preparation will be the lack of imposition of ideas or coercion to perform a particular task.
- When showing a scene at home, the responsibility to “ignite” the child with creativity falls entirely on the parents. It is recommended to start with joint dramatizations in which children and parents participate.
- A good help for the development of creative abilities will be games, including role-playing ones.
- After the children master the presentation skills, they gradually move on to the performance of small artists without the participation of their parents.
In order to prepare for the presentation, participants must:
- learn words;
- pronounce them as expressively as possible;
- use gestures and facial expressions;
- do 1-2 rehearsals.
When preparing a scene, parents need to:
- Choose a topic so that the child is sure that he chose it.
- Prepare props with your child.
- Learn words together.
- Show a role model to follow.
- Show restraint and patience if the child fails to portray the character the first time.
The interest and desire of children and parents to participate in funny funny scenes is a guarantee of a successful performance in front of the audience.
Types of funny scenes
It is easy to turn into a funny dramatization:
- Fairy tales, fables, stories remade in a modern way. Ideally for home dramatizations, funny works are suitable, in which the plot develops quickly and there is a dialogue of characters. These can be both folk and author's tales and stories, for example, I. Krylov's "Monkey and Glasses", "Dragonfly and Ant", K. Chukovsky "Fly-Tsokotuha", "Cockroach", "Telephone"; S. Marshak "Three Little Pigs", "Luggage", "That's how absent-minded ..."; A. Tolstoy "Wolf and kids"; N. Nosova "Mishkina porridge", "Live hat"; G. Oster "Bad advice" and many others. It all depends on the creativity and interest of the parents, who will be able to adapt the text of the work to the family events and habits of the child.
- Mixed fairy tales (mix from different texts). For example, based on the well-known: "Gingerbread Man", "Little Red Riding Hood", "The Wolf and the Seven Kids", "A Boy with a Thumb". The staging can be the actions of the heroes of different fairy tales, united by one plot. Impromptu is successfully used in such a scene, adults begin to improvise, and children continue.
- Funny scenes from everyday life.
Children look very funny in the role of adults. Preschoolers, in turn, like to copy adults and imitate them. You can switch family roles and improvise funny home stories: a trip to the country, a trip to the zoo, meeting your grandmother, mom's cosmetics. Here, for example, is how scenes are played out in kindergarten that allow adults to look at the upbringing of their children from the outside.
- Funny songs, ditties, poems. The verses of E. Uspensky, G. Oster, A. Barto, B. Zakhoder are played well. For example, these:
B. Zakhoder
We got a mischief-maker.
The whole family is grieving.
In the apartment from his pranks
Literally no life!
O. Matytsina
The cat ate sausages in the morning,
An hour later, again at the bowl:
- Meow meow! - I hear again
- I'd like some meat!
- You will burst, dear cat!
Or ditties:
In the morning, mother, our Mila
Gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give
And then she ate them herself.
The grandfather taught the letter to the mouse,
And then the scribbles came out.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both wept bitterly.
I taught my sister Masha:
“You need to eat porridge with a spoon!”
Eh! In vain taught -
Got it in the forehead with a spoon.
- The plot for the scene can be a story from Yeralash or your favorite cartoon.
Examples of comic scenes for children 5-7 years old
When choosing a scene for a child, you need to consider his age. The younger the preschooler, the shorter it should be. Experts consider the age of 5-7 years to be ideal for theatrical activity. In addition to age, consider personal qualities children. If the baby is shy, it may not be possible to immediately play the leading role. You should start by choosing a role according to temperament and abilities. Then they gradually move on to more complex roles and miniatures.
"Alone at home"
comic miniature
To prepare scenes of this kind, it is good to use "Bad Advice" by Grigory Oster or impromptu on this topic. The props for this scene can be a small table covered with a tablecloth to the floor. Below it are the necessary items, which, during the show, from their side of the table, the participants take out and put on the table. If possible - use old things for props, it is recommended to "cook the dish" for real.
1st: If you stayed at home
Alone without parents
2nd: I can offer you
An interesting game.
1st: Titled "The Bold Chef"
Or The Brave Cook.
2nd: The essence of the game is cooking
All kinds of delicious food.
1st: Suggest to start
Here is such a simple recipe:
2nd: Need in daddy's shoes (takes out from under the table and puts on the table)
Pour out mother's perfume (takes out a bottle from under the table and puts it on the table),
1st: And then these shoes
Lubricate with shaving cream (takes out a tube and puts it next to it),
2nd: And, pouring them with fish oil (takes out a large vial with a sticker, puts it)
With black ink in half (shows a bottle of ink / a jar of gouache, puts it next to it),
1st: Throw in the soup that mom
I cooked it in the morning (they take out the pan, put it on the table).
2nd: And cook with the lid closed
Roughly seventy minutes.
Both members in chorus: What happens, you know,
When the adults arrive.
Fable by I. Krylov "The Crow and the Fox"
Theatrical play
It is performed in two persons, the text of the words, as in the original. You can add humorous notes to the fox and crow costumes. For example, a fox can be represented as a forest robber. At the end of the fable, in response to the request of the fox to sing, the crow takes the cheese out of its beak and says: “I sing with dignity in baritone and falsetto at the Bolshoi Theater. This is not the place for a concert."
Scene "Morning porridge"
Miniature that children can play different ages together with parents
Mom as a daughter, sitting at the table. Son / daughter in the role of mother in an apron.
Requisites: porridge in a plate, spoon.
Daughter: What's for breakfast? Porridge again?
Mother A: Yes, useful Hercules.
Daughter: I won't eat it.
Mother: Porridge gives strength! Quickly fill your mouth with it!
Daughter: Give me a better sandwich!
Mother: Well, come on, a spoonful. (Gives porridge from a spoon into his mouth). This is to be strong. (The daughter sits with her mouth inflated, does not swallow porridge, shakes her head). To be beautiful! (She swallows. The daughter does not allow the next spoon to be put in her mouth, she does not open her mouth, she shakes her head. Cheeks and mouth get dirty with porridge).
Daughter: Tired of porridge! (Mom quickly puts the spoon in her mouth).
Mother: Smart and happy! (Opens mouth, swallows). And as soon as you chew the porridge, you will immediately go to the street.
The daughter swallows the porridge and runs away.
Mother: Oh, these persuasions, because of the porridge, disputes, quarrels (Wipes his forehead, shakes his head). So many forces must be killed to feed a child.
"Grandmothers at the entrance"
Dramatization for older preschoolers. The scene will turn out more interesting if the grandmothers in headscarves are portrayed by two boys or dad and son.
1st grandmother: Ah, Semyonovna, grandchildren are already going to school!
2nd grandmother: Oh, Fedotovna, already the first class! Enough business for us now!
1st: Oh, it's scary, suddenly someone will offend them! None of the adults will see ...
2nd: And we will protect them and not give offense. We will take them to school and carry their briefcases!
1st: In order for our grandchildren to study well, we need to work hard.
2nd: Enroll in a sports hall and do fitness building.
1st: Buy a computer, study, and then learn how to teach.
2nd: Drive a car and roller-skate, and not get bored and grab your heart.
1st: Oh, the grandchildren grow up quickly, you look and the institute!
2nd: Come on, Fedotovna, get ready for school.
Get up from the bench and chorus read:
Lukomorye has a green maple,
An omelet hangs on a maple tree.
Day and night dog scientist
Sits and guards the maple.
"About foreign languages"
A miniature can be imagined as a theatrical game for younger preschoolers. To do this, you need to choose the appropriate Stuffed Toys for which the children will speak.
Kitty: Meow meow! This is ma-ma.
Puppy: You read it wrong. Wow wow is written here. It's definitely ma-ma.
Piglet: I'll read it alphabetically. It says oink-oink. It means ma-ma.
All members in chorus: All power in foreign languages!
In this way, you can play comic skits from cartoons. If adults teach a child how to drive a toy and speak for it, such short miniatures will become a favorite game for children.
"I do not want to study"
Dramatization for older preschoolers who are going to go to school.
Vova: If I were a minister,
I would close all schools.
And to all the children instead of school
Allowed to play on the computer
Riding a hoverboard
Or do nothing.
Play, walk and have fun
And there is no need to go to school.
(He sits on a chair, plays on the phone. A fairy with a magic wand appears imperceptibly to the side. Vova does not see her. He props his head with his hand, falls asleep).
Fairy: I'm a fairy and the wishes of preschoolers
In honor of the holiday, I will easily perform.
Kol Vova wants to be a minister
He will be. (waves wand) One! Two!
(The fairy leaves. The king runs out in anger).
King: Where is the minister? (Vova wakes up screaming)
We have a war here! The hordes are coming here!
How to repel an attack? How to protect the kingdom?
Vova(surprised): Am I a minister? That's it!
So what, what a war!
There are tanks, planes and we are not afraid of war!
King: We don't have that! It must be built! (Throws her hands)
We need to count the troops, put them clearly in their places!
Check gold reserves
Distribute the costs, otherwise bankruptcy awaits us!
Vova confused: I'm not a minister, I'm just Vova.
I still can't read or count.
King: Well, do you go to school?
Vova: No, I closed schools ... when I was still a minister.
The king runs away: Save yourself! Let's run!
Vova A: But I really want to learn. I will never be lazy!
I will read books, solve difficult problems!
All participants appear in front of the audience.
Chorus: Everyone needs schools!
Knowledge is always important!
"Magic Paw"
Theatrical play
You can sew a “magic paw” for such a game yourself. She looks like a rag doll on her hand. In the absence of the ability to sew, the “magic paw” is imitated with the help of an ordinary hand according to fantasy. The essence of the miniature is in the magical transformation of the owner of such a paw. From timid to determined, from small to big and vice versa. The paw can serve as an assistant and adviser, ask questions and ask for something. The role of the “magic paw” is played by parents together with the child in ordinary everyday situations.
The listed examples can be diluted with improvisation and adapted to each specific child and specific case.
A performance in front of the audience, even if it is grandparents, always causes excitement for the participants and organizers. Several useful tips which will help to conduct a skit so that everyone is satisfied.
- Everyone is in a good festive mood - the actors are less excited.
- If the child has forgotten the text, it is necessary to prompt in a whisper.
- In case of unsuccessful handling of props, help is needed.
- The audience should clap, cheer the participants in the scene with laughter.
- At the end of the miniature - applause, and better prizes.
- Adult support from the beginning to the end of the entire creative process consolidates success and stimulates further creativity.
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